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Mercury_Maniac 07-25-2001 06:33 PM

a funny picture
 
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feel free to share your comment with this funny picture i found.

Mercury_Maniac 07-25-2001 07:46 PM

if you people aren't laughing already
 
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here i'll add another picture for your pleasure.

David 07-26-2001 07:37 AM

VERY GOOD
 
Great images! Just loved the "mouse" one. Thanks for the laugh. David Cdn.

Penny 07-27-2001 11:52 AM

TOO cute!
 
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I love the funnies! Here's one someone sent to me that I thought was pretty funny.

John_L 07-27-2001 03:20 PM

Thanks folks! I really needed that!

Penny, may you never find yourself in that grannys shoes. Mostly because she wears a size 4 orthopedic! B-)

Boz 07-27-2001 05:05 PM

HUGE THANK YOUS
 
thanks. i too needed the humor on what has been not the greatest of days. i really reminds me to relax, don't take life so seriously.

thanks again.
boz.:D

Mercury_Maniac 07-28-2001 07:21 PM

more funny pictures!
 
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i have more funny pictures and will be posting them here on and off so feel free to have a few laughs.

Mercury_Maniac 07-28-2001 07:29 PM

ouch!
 
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that could hurt!

Penny 07-28-2001 07:53 PM

oh my! that cowboy does have a problem, doesn't he! hehehe What a way to go!! :-D

Lovediva 07-30-2001 05:25 PM

Don't have pic..will this do??
 
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and,smiling, he says to her:
"Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!"
Her: "No, no,and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't!"
Him: "I beg you ..."

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's younger
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
says: "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise, I can do it.

Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But, tell him to take
his fuckin' hand off the intercom!"

Dunchad 07-30-2001 05:42 PM

This is a great new forum, and the joke from LoveDiva4U is great.

Mercury_Maniac 07-30-2001 09:16 PM

amused
 
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that was pretty fucking funny, andway here's another picture

Mercury_Maniac 07-30-2001 09:18 PM

heres another
 
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i really like this one myself.

wolfspirit 07-31-2001 01:56 AM

Have one to add
 
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Had a friend send me this one. Thought I would add it....

Fang 07-31-2001 10:03 AM

Natural Wonders
 
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I have no idea where this is or if it's even real, but i thought it was good enough to pass along.

Fang 07-31-2001 10:05 AM

A classic
 
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This one is my personal favorite.

wolfspirit 07-31-2001 03:28 PM

Couple More
 
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Here's another one off the "Hard" drive.......lol :p

Mercury_Maniac 07-31-2001 04:24 PM

haha
 
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i'm glad you people are adding pictures of your own, i like them all especially the natural wonders. heres another

sorry if its stereotypical but i think its funny.

Mercury_Maniac 07-31-2001 04:26 PM

different
 
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i can't even remember where i found this one!

Mercury_Maniac 07-31-2001 04:27 PM

windows
 
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this one has to do with the windows program and if windows has been as difficult to you as it has to me you'll understand it

assfault 07-31-2001 04:46 PM

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more

Trista 07-31-2001 07:02 PM

Here you go
 
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here is a good one

Mercury_Maniac 07-31-2001 08:09 PM

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heres an erotic cartoon

sba6996 08-04-2001 03:03 PM

been to long
 
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sorry i went on vacation. these have been pretty funny so for the people who love pokemon check this out.

Fang 08-06-2001 05:32 AM

I suppose now I understand why it's called "poke"mon

Lovediva 08-07-2001 03:22 AM

How Tarzan got his yell
 
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Thought you might all like this one! :D

Oldfart 08-07-2001 04:29 PM

Re: How Tarzan got his yell
 
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My offering.

wolfspirit 08-08-2001 01:56 AM

Poor Guy
 
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Another one to share. :)

David 08-08-2001 03:52 AM

GREAT CARTOONS & IMAGES
 
Thanks for all the images! I had a darn good laugh. A great way to start my day off. Thanks again to all. David Cdn :D

KIWI 08-08-2001 06:56 AM

summer job
 
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wish i had this guys job

wolfspirit 08-08-2001 11:54 AM

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Remember this if your sleeping bag happens to turn up wet! :whiteghos

wolfspirit 08-08-2001 11:59 AM

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If it only really worked this way.......:redghost:

wolfspirit 08-10-2001 01:55 AM

Hmmmmm
 
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What is wrong with this picture?

Lovediva 08-12-2001 06:08 AM

...Hmmmmmmm..Time to hump a tree..LOL
 
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Wish I had this tree in my backyard!! :D ;)

Mercury_Maniac 08-12-2001 07:40 AM

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just a picture

Lovediva 08-12-2001 03:44 PM

Who has the perfect day??? LOL
 
Perfect day for a Woman
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
13:00 Shopping with friends.
14:00 Nap.
16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret
admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
22:00 Hot shower. Alone.
22:30 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

Perfect Day for a Man
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of USA Today.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Kathy
Ireland.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New
York strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba
Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with twin 21 year-old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.

Glyndwr 08-12-2001 04:54 PM

hey Diva

You left out the titty fuck with warmed baby oil in the Limo and sex with the air stewardess.

typical guy - always wanting more ;)

Gyzsmo 08-12-2001 07:06 PM

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How about this ???

Gyzsmo 08-12-2001 07:06 PM

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This one's cute too ...........

big_eyes 08-12-2001 07:43 PM

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For all of those others stuck in an office like me.


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