In the Merry Merry Month of May
 

Happy Masturbation Month everybody...

Woot! Let's see.. quick tabulation...

I'm up to 5 times already. :D

hmmmmm....how shall i celebrate?

Keep track of your masturbatory efforts and see if you can possibly overcome (get it!) the number I have at the end of the month. :D

Are you challenging me to a duel??????????? I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back :D

I'm not talking about :spank:

:p

are we setting goals or just racing.....I'll remind you I'm out of school now.

WOW sounds like a party to me.......let's see today is the third......so....well, I'll tell ya the end of the month ;)

Not so much a race or a goal, but a friendly game to see who cums most in May... from masturbating. :D

oK 1 just now :p But warning, I was in the hut and will catch up quickly now :p

:D 2

2 so far...but then again, I just found out we were having a contest! :D

Multiple orgasms only count as one!

ok how much time between :p?

Nice try, but I don't think so!!

i thought every month was masturbation month :jester:

Me too. :rolleyes2

Okay, in the spirit of community participation ... three. :)

Hey, this is Masturbation month. Having multiple O's is still one session of masturbating.
30 minute minimum between sessions. :devilish:

What if you change hands? :confused: :D

I wanna see the rule book!!

We are all adults and honorable so proof will not be required, unless you wanna :D


:nopics:

methinks this thread hath ended upeth in the wrong forum :p


3

uhhhhhhhh



holy crap

ooo-eeeeee-oooooo :spin:

magic

lol

ali ali in come freeeeeeeeeee! :p :D

3 ;)

4


does it count if someones is watching? :eek:

Yup! :D

As long as that's all... if they take over then it doesn't count.

then 5 :D

Is wyndhy in the lead or did I lose count somewhere?

In the lead by current posted count.

Well, except that I am up to 8. :p

aqua-bot :D

This is gonna be one very interesting month!!

oh, make no mistake...i have no diluted notions that i can possibly cum close to beating aqua....i've heard he is masturbationary phenom :D

Masturbationery phenom?

Did you get that from the lixtionary or is that your own creation? :rofl:

I'm just really horny all the time.

It's all about the bathroom stall at work. ;)

4...I'm behind schedule!


And bringing up the rear in this contest! The view is a great inspiration though.

I hear that WI... I may have to drop back a little, allowing the ladies to get ahead.

Did you bring the :corn:?

If you drop back...my view will change significantly! :D

And if we start in on the popcorn, I fear the ladies will achieve an insurmountable lead. lmao

yeah...lixy's gonna like that one :D

/me thinks ^^^ should drink more mountain dew, which will make him hafta pee, which he'll need to go the bathroom to do, which may inspire him to other things...like manual gratificationism :D

:nopics:

:D