No it is a UFO.
Drinking a steamy cup of coffee " is that hot"? |
No, it's just forming a lot of gaseous ice. :spin:
Going up to the ticket counter in the airport, "Can I buy my ticket here?" |
Sure, but the price is your soul.
Hey, can I ask you a question? |
I don't know, what is it?
At the airport counter " Is this where I catch my plane"? |
No, we keep all the airplanes outside.
Is there a doctor in the house? |
No he lives down the street.
Can we have some of that? |
This that or that that or some other that that I'm not aware of ... that is the question?
Going south for the winter this year? |
No, I'm going all the way north, just so I can spit in Santa's face.
Is it raining outside? |
No, theres a giant pissing on you.
Why, are you getting wet? |
Because I am under a lovely Pixie lady.
Have we met before? |
Before what?
The neighbor as you get into your car asks, "Going somewhere?" |
No, I just like to sit here an listen o the radio.
As you're dozing off in the middle of a conversation, "Are you tired" ? |
No, just trying to remember what I did with my earplugs.
I see you bought some beer .... getting ready for the football season? |
No, I'm preparing a stash of bottles to break for the next riot.
Are you speaking English? |
I don't know is that the language you are hearing?
As you are struggling with a heavy object, " Do you need help with that"? |
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