Remember this if your sleeping bag happens to turn up wet! :whiteghos

If it only really worked this way.......:redghost:

Hmmmmm
 

What is wrong with this picture?

...Hmmmmmmm..Time to hump a tree..LOL
 

Wish I had this tree in my backyard!! :D ;)

just a picture

Who has the perfect day??? LOL
 

Perfect day for a Woman
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
13:00 Shopping with friends.
14:00 Nap.
16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret
admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
22:00 Hot shower. Alone.
22:30 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

Perfect Day for a Man
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of USA Today.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Kathy
Ireland.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New
York strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba
Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with twin 21 year-old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.

hey Diva

You left out the titty fuck with warmed baby oil in the Limo and sex with the air stewardess.

typical guy - always wanting more ;)

How about this ???

This one's cute too ...........

For all of those others stuck in an office like me.

Santa's dream

Baseball anyone???

Perfect!
 

Good One, 10 points

LoveDiva, maybe you could grow these in your garden:)

Poor Bunny
 

Oh My Goodness! :eek: