This is going to be FUNNY!!!!!!!

[Lovediva]

Ever wanted to become a porn star??? :D

Ever wonder how they got there names????

You can make your porn star name!!
The first name is the name of your first pet.

Second name is mother maiden name.

Add them together and away you go. :D :D




My name would be Toby Ryder!!

[TDK]

hmmm......had no pet....LOL

ill find another way to make porn star names, LOL

[TDK]

ok, found one....LOL

that was quick, sure was, LOL

ok, heres a link to a porn star name generator

http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html

mines Manley Bounce

and if i was a female, name would be Marilyn Black

try both, use Divas one and use mine :)
see what names will show up

ok, ive just tried it again and it dont really work, its just comes up with the same names, so use Diva's one :)

[biggun]

Ok, my name according to the rules would be Dandy Bell. Not very appealing.
I have personally always liked George Costanza's porn name "Buck Naked"

[scotzoidman]

My first pet? Like I wanna be called "Poochie"? I don't think so:p

I kinda like one Eddie Murphy used on SNL... Miles Long!!

[Lovediva]

Poochie woochie had a bag...it was a Big bag........:D :D ;) :p

You're no fun...LOL :D

[m45]

Skipper Holtquist
Call me SKIHOLT for shot,,,LOL

to funny Diva

Ya you are a Ryder all righter!!

[hola*luvbug]

Hi been lurking....
This seems a safe enough thread to start with. I would be
BeBee Bennet
I have also head to use your pet's name and your street name you grew up on. That would make me
BeBee Easy ( I actually grew up on Easy St.)

Tootles!

[bigbob40]

I used TDK's link and my name is, Carl Kramz:D
my female name would be Alice Diggler;) of course bigbob works too!!:D :D

[Sharni]

If I use TDK's link my female name would be Candy Sin & male name would be X Slit :D

And when i type in just Sharniqua: Male - Bone Sex & Female - Hottie Kramz...

If I do it Diva's way it would be Ewok House....*lmao*

Sharniqua

[Lovediva]

If I use TDK's link...I am Jennifer Venus....:D :D

And if I put my name under guys...it would be Pierce Caves...LMAO!!! :D

[Bilbo]

TDK'S way I'm Peter Saint

with Diva's I'm Joey Jennings

[Lady Pleaser]

If I use Diva's way I'm Candy Landacre. Candy is over used and not very masculine.

[nutworld]

So Diva,

Let me get this straight... Cricket Walworth would be the name of this macho porn stud???

Somehow I'm doubtful THAT name would be the key to my success as a porn star.

I went to TDK's site and came up with something WORSE..if you can believe it.

It was Manley Bushes or something stupid..its so inconsequential I have already forgotten it.

[Lovediva]

LOL Nutworld....

How about Manley Nuts????? :D :D

Or Cricket Nuts????? OMG those would be so small!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

[nutworld]

Boy,
Where was my brain??

Now Manley Nuts has Definite possibilities.. :)

Look out ladies..a star is born. :cool:




Yeah Right.

[celt guy]

Weiner Rocholtz or Mark Slides respectively. Personally I've always fancied Lance Upright.

C.G.

[DevilsAngel]

Sheba Berry...
Not so sure about that one...
Though I am not sure what counts as "first pet"...I had way too many too count. Peaches, Star, Flinders...the list goes on. But I think I would stick with peaches Berry or Sheba Berry, though neitehr are too appealing.

[kateyes]

My roommate had an idea- Take your middle name, and your street name- hers is funnier then mine- mine would be Mary Wayne

Hers is Suzanne Dragoon

Try it out for shits and giggles ;)

[TDK]

TDK wishes he can do that one, 1 problem, no middle name...

if i use the D from TDK it would be
D Spring :D

My roommate had an idea- Take your middle name, and your street name-

[darrenfate]

For the pet, maiden name its Auger Hale. Vlad the Impaler is taken damn it! :D

For the middle, street its : Frederick Spartan! (ouch)
Suzanne Dragoon is at least cool!

Darren

[legzup2paradise]

well.. since I'v actually considered this I guess I should try the name thing...

pet/street wiggles harrison LOL

middle/street leigh ninth LMAO

tdk link on my name female: Anette Hunter not bad

tdk link on my name male: Craig Slides Haha deffinalty male

tdk link on legzup2paradise... (just for shits and giggles)
Marylin Saint and Juan Bottoms ROFL

I think I should just stick to my first name Chandra and come up with a different last name.
:rolleyes:

[legzup2paradise]

My husband would die before using this name but I used tdks link to find out his and his would be Peter Lick HA HA HA

My gfs would be Marylin Bottoms

[JAYP]

Using TDK's way I'm


Hard John Saint, just love this...:) :D :D

[sugarfreecandy]

Great thread, Diva... This is hilarious!

Ok, using TDK's link my male name is Quinten Lay and my female name is Boopsie Sparks --- for extra giggles, generate names off names in the system, i.e., punch in Quinten Lay and get a girl's name, then generate a guy's name from that, etc. Fun combinations!

My middle name + street name from my home address is boring, but if I use the addy from the apartment I'm renting, I get Catherine King... (Sounds like a romance writer, not a porn star. Still, it's workable.)

By far the best, though, is the name of my mom's cat (so called because she's grey like my dad's computer) + her maiden name --- that would make me Laptop Gibson. Now if that's not a porn star name, I don't know what is! :D

(Of course, if I use my grandmother's maiden name, I become Laptop Port. Not nearly so appealing, is it?)

--- sweetstuff

[legzup2paradise]

If you use TDK link and put the same name in twice it changes... so it doesn't go off your name its totally random if you do it enough everyone gets the same names eventually.

[ROCKHARD]

Im Reginald Rose....
Diva's way....
Im Murphy Gerhards

[Mercury_Maniac]

haha Mine is Ernie Canyon for pimp

and for a ho it would be Patty Peniston


and if i was using my real name it would be Armand Venus for pimp and for the ho it would be Cassie Tight


haha i keep clicking and i got King Kong Rod

[Mercury_Maniac]

divas way for the pimp Big Al Funkenstein

and for the ho Mary Ellen Sparks

[Mercury_Maniac]

i did the middle name/ street thing


Patrick Mill

[JimJ]

According to TDK's link I am Michael Funkenstein :)

[Sweet Chastity]

From TDK's link I got Katie Throb.

With the pet name it would be Gypsy Botavich (European name).

I'm not sure what you mean be street name. Is is a nickname or handle (cuz i only have my computer one). So it would be Jane Sweet or Jane Chastity. I had the nickname Tommy as a kid so maybe Jane Tommy.

Sweet Chastity

[monocrow]

Here we go:

TDK link: King Kong Peters (I'm flattered)
middle / street: Michael Richview (that's got possibilities)
pet / maiden name: Fluffy Buffalo (::shudder::)

[souls_cry2000]

Ric Velvet

"The Velvet Love"

Because I feel good against your skin.

souls cry :cool:

[Boru]

I have no idea how I missed this thread when it first aired!!! I normally monitor new posts religiously.

Anyway, using Diva's method I am.....

Sandy Bates

I can live with that! LOL

BORU

[Wicked Wanda]

Pet/maiden "LeChaton Martine" Maybe...
web site : "Chloe Cummings" hmmm sounds "wet"
middle /steet : Beatrix Camp (I was named after an aunt, OK? )



WW

[hotgirl4u2nite]

Done TDK's way:
Woman: Ginger Thong
Man: Buck Sin

Done Diva's way: Koko Lewis

[hotgirl4u2nite]

Done with middle name and street, I'd be Nicole Shady.....how corny! :rolleyes:

[ROCKHARD]

Im John Mulberry. Doesnt sound too exciting.

[WildIrish]

I'm not sure anyone would watch a porn staring a guy named "Puddles".

[dicksbro]

Reed Peniston (using the generator)

[dicksbro]

Tried again ... this time ...

Ian Sin

[WildIrish]

Oh my.....Apparently I'm also known as "Big Al Buttocks".