Home Made Sex Toys

[socksandasmile]

I have been looking on the web for some good home made sex toys and have found a few but I think it would be interesting if people posted their favorites on here. Both male and female toys welcome. Also include household items that are fun to fuck or get fucked by. Lets share so we can all broaden our horizons and get off better.
Happy Posting!!!

[socksandasmile]

Here is my current favorite. I travel alot and spend lots of time in hotels.
I will include a picture of it at the end.

What you need:
2-4 pillows
1 medium sized plastic bag
Hand Lotion
1 Small trash can

I take two pillows and put a plastic bag between them push the pillows into the trash can to hold them together. Then I fold the bag over the pillows on the top and bottom creating a large pussy like slit. Then sometime I put a pillow on the top and bottom and use a belt to tighten the whole thing up. Then I lube it up a little and get my cock nice and hard and start fucking away!

Take a look at the picture it might make more sense.

[socksandasmile]

Here it is in use . . .

[Lovediva]

I am so sorry socksandasmile...I am laughing my ass of here... (we'll blame it on "oldfart" ;))

To see someone to go through all that trouble to get off while travelling.... Too funny....

I guess it gives new meaning to safe sex!!! :D;)

Think we will start up a collection up for you, you need a blow up doll!!! ;) :D

[Oldfart]

Blame me, I'm a responsible adult. If it goes wrong,

I'm responsible. You're a hard woman Diva.

Socksandasmile.

A soft cotton glove and a handful of lubricant can

come in handy.

Sorry Diva.

[Lovediva]

Don't be sorry Oldfart...

I was in a giggly mood when I posted that!

No offence Socks!! It was just too funny at the time...must have been the wine I had, no, maybe it was the doobie..oops maybee both!! ;) :D

[Vickious]

hey rite....
is ther any way of makin like a home made dildo out of like handy stuf..like a fairy liquid bottle?!...nah...er...anyfin...anyfin wud b handy i guess...aslong as it does the job!!!:p

[Prophet Reality]

Hey Vickious, have you tried candles yet? One of my ex's used them. She said that when she really got going it would soften up and mold to her body.

[Oldfart]

vickious

Why do think that some ladies deodorant cans are

long and thin.

It's not your purse it's designed to fit.

[Oldfart]

Warning

Just a reminder that the anus does not have the

equivalent of a cervix.

What goes up can stay up until a very embarassing

trip to the doctor.

Just for those who want to play with toys unconventionally.

[scotzoidman]

Oldfart... not to mention you should have the gerbil sign a consent form first....:redghost:

[Oldfart]

Gerbil? Gerbil?

We have kangaroos for that here, mate!

Never leave the sex shop without them.

[scotzoidman]

I guess the gerbil stories haven't made their way to the Land of Oz yet, I'm sitting here thinking, how in the hell do ya get a 'roo up the wazoo... or even a wallaby?

[Nubian]

very carefully! Sorry Scotzoidman, that was too good to pass.:p

[Oldfart]

The stories of gerbils have made it to OZ, but gerbils are

a discouraged import for ecological reasons.

Tales of folk having gerbils removed from their bums

shows how far some folk will go.

Now, a wallaby is a real man's challenge, but you have

to clip the claws first.

Real kick!

[inoitos]

Hows that supposed to help us chicks? lol....great reply lovediva....I pledge couple of dollars for that cause or maybe myself to help him out....:)

Any way for us girls I suggest hairbrush handles (all sorts of shapes) and I like my 1/2 inch curling iron....but don't plug it in!

Good luck....inoitos

[Lovediva]

What goes up can stay up until a very embarassing trip to the doctors



A friend of mine had to go to the emergency room to have a couple radishes and grapes removed from her pussy....To say the least it was hysterical at the time, but very humiliating for her and her hubby!!! But we laugh about it 15 years later:D

[Oldfart]

I knew I'd roo the day I brought up wallabies.

[motega20]

such as this

[Oldfart]

There is light at the end of the tunnel!

[Lovediva]

LMFAO!!!! I was thinking the same thing!!!!

There is light at the end of the tunnel!

[scotzoidman]

There is light at the end of the tunnel!

And Bilbo called ME a sick puppy...:p :D