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Rollinstone
07-04-2001, 08:54 PM
Have any of you ever been caught? I'm talking about someone who you wouldn't to have them see you. Like a parent or friend? When I was young my mom walk in on me. Christ, I couldn't look her in the eye for a week :D

AmourNow
07-05-2001, 03:10 AM
My teenage daughter caught me last week!:eek: :eek:

How embarrassing it was... for both of us!!!

Fang
07-05-2001, 06:26 AM
You naughty girl Amour! If I would have caught you I'd have made you finish yourself while I gave you a good hard spanking. Of course you'd have to finish me too!

bigboy
07-05-2001, 04:07 PM
my mom caught me a couple of times...she just said sorry and shut the door:redghost:

MrCuriousUSA
07-05-2001, 08:49 PM
My mom entered my private bathroom to gather dirty towels to launder while I was stroking my teenage member, and the sound of the door opening startled the rising tide in my organ and shut it down quickly. I was able to shift myself around the fixture so my back was to her, and I thought she just felt she walked in on me getting ready to "pass water," but maybe she caught more than I realized, she sure was red-faced! Also, my dad came to me a few weeks later and asked if I had any follow-up questions from our "birds and bees" talk of five years earlier. VBG

leap-o-faith
07-10-2001, 02:23 PM
I remember when my mate's older sister walked in on me. Trouble is I had my eyes closed and didn't notice ger til i'd finished. Talk about embarresed. Still it's something to laugh about now.

Irish
07-11-2001, 04:02 AM
I used to work the 3rd shift and was used to masturbating quite
often in the morning!One morning my wife was home and the kids
were in the yard,playing.I was laying in bed;reading an erotic
magazine;got horny;and started to play with my hard penis.Even
tho my wife and I knew each other masturbated and had done
each other;many times;before we were married.(our means of
Birth Control)She walked by the room and saw me and got
extremely horny-herself.I figured that with the kids home that I
would just do myself,rather than take a chance of them seeing
us together.She walked in;got on the bed;and finished me!I then
did her and it is something that I will always remember;even after
36yrs. of marriage.My sex drive was always higher than my wifes
and she thought that masturbating was preferable to cheating.
She admitted;after marriage;that she did herself; almost nightly;
before marriage.Before marriage,she wouldn't admit to doing it!
Women are funny like that.Things are talked about more freely
now than they were in the 60s.That freedom probably would have
saved alot of male guilt feelings. Irish

Helixhunter4
07-27-2001, 11:40 AM
Yeah, I've been caught...

when I was 15, I was at my best friend's house, whacking off in his bathroom (cuz his parents were home and so we couldn't whack off to porn in their living room like we normally did). Anyway, his 17-year-old sister walked in on me (I had accidentally forgotten to lock the door). It was embarassing as hell, but to my surprise she just smiled and started playing with her pussy. When I came, she let me finish her off, too...it was cool. after that, we actually started dating, amazingly, and even though it only lasted a year, I got head many times, got to eat her pussy many times, and once we had sex. i shit you not

Suepahfly
08-02-2001, 08:45 PM
I was caught at a pretty young age by my younger brother, though I'm not sure he knew what I was doing considering I jumped up and kinda covered myself before he could really see much. But I'm pretty sure he suspected (by the way, this was when i was having doorknob troubles and at the time had none at all so you just pushed the door).

carguy
08-14-2001, 04:10 PM
I got caught alright, by my former employer.AS LONG AS I LIVE I WILL NEVER LIVE THAT ONE DOWN.I worked at a full service gas station,after closing on newyears day,I went up into a loft to stroke my then 19 year old cock when my boss and his son walked in.The most embarasing moment of my life .Believe it or not he didn't can my ass,I worked there for 3 months after that.I ended up buying a house 2 blocks away and still see him around.LIVE AND LEARN I ALWAYS SAY!

DTha7th
08-15-2001, 10:20 PM
Ive never been caught, luckily.

But I remember one time like 5 or 6 months ago naw maybe closer then that but anyway I was chillen wit my homie and just saw my first porno with Sylvia Saint (No Parents at home of course). I managed to stealhly rub the wang and bust a stealth nut while sittin down enjoyin the 4 o clock only titties and ass special but it was the shit.

And Helix if that story is true, god damn your fuckin lucky. I feel that you are shittin me tho hahah cuz thats too damn lucky.

Pussy Willow
09-03-2001, 05:35 PM
Hubby caught me. He said he wanted to watch me finish, so I did, and after I did we had one of our best sex sessions ever.
hmmmmmmm...........maybe it time to let him "catch" me again !!!

m45
09-03-2001, 05:46 PM
No never have been caught, some times thought when I'am in the shower I wish the wife would walk in on me. Have never caught her either.

:p

scotzoidman
09-03-2001, 06:30 PM
Some years back, I was stroking while the wife was getting ready to go to work. Just as I got close, she walks in, sees my hardon, squeals, jumps on me and starts sucking! She didn't hear my warning and I shot straight down her throat. Funny thing was it took her a min to notice the taste, she looks up at me and says, "YUUUUUCK!"

Oh well...

aussielad
09-08-2001, 01:21 AM
yes when i was like 15, i was caught by my 17yr old female cousin. how embarasing...

dobbydog
09-15-2001, 12:22 AM
I caught my younger brother stroking his pretty big cock when I was 19 he was 16....he was hung and I just stared with my jaw almost on the floor.......I was beet red as was he but we said nothing as he finished.....about 30 secs............he is big and I had to see it again.......so 2 days later I walked in on him showering and he was jerking it again........this time I grabbed it and then got on my knees and sucked him off......he has an 11 incher and thicker than my wrist.............nothing ever happened after that but my lord was he big........I can't imagine any girl getting that thing inside their tight pussy..........................have any of you ladies out there ever had a real man like my young stud brother.

Micky

bad_religion
10-09-2001, 11:25 AM
My mom caught me when I was 13...very embarassing!! Then my (gay) step-brother walked in on me (I also had doornob problems) and tried to suck me off, but I kicked him in the balls and threw him outta my room. :redghost:

Nubian
10-09-2001, 11:42 AM
Used to fill in on weekends for my friend as a security officer in the Wall St. area while in college. Anyway, there usually wasn't much to do so I would turn on the T.V. and stroke my penis while watching the public access channel which had erotic shows on late at night. Little did I know that some of the floors had secret security cameras that recorded every stroke. Needless to say I was fired from the position and caused my friend much embarrassment. Not the mention the fact that within a few weeks, my college classmates found out what happened. My girlfriend at the time broke up with me because of the gossip and I never could get a date with anyone in my class after that.

johnandchas
10-12-2001, 10:20 PM
those that voted as "don't masturbate" are not telling us the truth!!!

Cheshire_Cat
10-16-2001, 01:23 PM
:eek: I got caught once or twice at home. But the most embarrasing situation was at college.

Cheshire_Cat
10-16-2001, 01:34 PM
I was at my desk looking at porn on the computer. When a bunch of people on my floor started to come in the room. I quickly slid forward so my activities were hidden by plain view. I slammed my thumb against the moniter power switch to hide what I was viewing. So that part was hidden but I couldn't put away my member because it was in a monsterous hard on.
They woke up my roommate who was on the top bunk near the computer. He started to climb down. I was sweating bullets by this time. They tried to get me in the conversation but I acted like I just woke up myself acting really grumpy.
One of my friends decided to give me a back rub to help wake me up. Needless to say that with as much as I was sqerming she thought I really enjoyed the back rub.
They finish pounding out a plan to do for the day and invited me to go with them. I politly declined saying that I had a paper to work on.
They left I put my member away and learned the valuable lession to LOCK THE DOOR!!!

billdepollo
11-04-2001, 03:09 AM
When I was 17, I decided to go into my room and masturbate for awhile. I took all my clothes off, put baby oil all over my penis, and sat on the bed with my favorite Playboy magazine. I was masturbating to the hot girls in the magazine for about ten minutes. All of a sudden, I hear my door open. The sudden noise sent me into an orgasm. I looked up to see my mom standing in the doorway when my orgasm started. I moaned and shot my cum all over the mazazine. It was a dead silence for a second, so you could hear my jizz ploping on the mazazine. After I am done, my mother looks at me on the bed facing her, naked, with my penis in my hand, covered in cum, sitting next to a playboy magazine, also covered in spooge. She says, "sorry, I did not mean to interrupt you" and walked out. She knocks for now on and has not mentioned this incident, which is good because it is so embarrassing.

heartstrung
11-06-2001, 11:47 PM
Ok, so my brand new roomate hands me a video tape of one of those Hollywood sex-thriller flicks and says, "This is good. You should watch it." And leaves the room.

I think the movie was called "Wild Things". Anyway, it had a great scene of two hot girls kissing while the guy was pouring champagne down her tits.. know the one?

So there I was, watching and rewinding that scene over and over again and pulling the Johnston. Well, my roomate walks in the room, but DOESN"T NOTICE WHAT I AM DOING! (She passed behind the couch and tooks some books off the shelf or something.)

She also manages to sit quietly on a chair and watch the movie with me without noticing what I am doing, and of course I am stroking away oblivious to her.

Suddenly she gasps as she glances over at me, and I awkwardly try to cover up 'the work site'. She was shocked and I was shocked because I assumed that she had been sitting there watching me, and only now signaled her presence.

She stood up and left the room and I ran after her apologizing saying things like, "Uh, I thought I was alone." and "Yeah, good movie...".

Well she went out for the evening and I was all embarrassed all afternoon, but later that evening she came home a little hammered and we had a laugh and I got her to watch the scene with me while she sat in my lap (to keep me from accessing the 'worksite').

We spent a good year and half fucking as friends/roomates.

So the moral of this story is that getting caught by someone is a great way to break the ice.

Do try this at home, kids.

Guy52
11-09-2001, 02:29 PM
I remember jerking off one morning in the kitchen hard as hell caught up in my thoughts pull down my pants and start to stroke it. Felt really good and my ex came in the kitchen and was looking at me masturbating. I felt really bad but kept jerking because it was about to cum. Wow what a memory she never mentioned anything about it.:whiteghos :redghost:

Irish
11-09-2001, 03:05 PM
Guy 52---Just curious.Didn't your ex know that you masturbated?
My wife knows that I do and she doesn't mind as long as I still
take care of her.She even approves because my sex drive has
always been higher then hers.She figures that it's better then
doing something with someone else.She also masturbates if I'm
not handy!She knows how powerful a sex drive can be and also
knows that I have done so for years!Sometimes we even do it
together. Irish
PS.I worked nights for years,so it was handy(pun intended)for
us both.I think;it;kept us together!We have been married for
36yrs.

HardCharger
11-17-2001, 10:05 PM
I wish I could be caught by someone besides my wife she would not approve. Maybe a strange woman could catch me and I could watch her masturabate as I finished.

Trixie
11-18-2001, 08:38 AM
I've never been caught myself, but when I was younger I did catch my roommate. I was 20 and moving in to my first apartment with a platonic friend. I knock on the door, but didn't receive an answer, so I used my key. All the way up the stairs I called his name. When I got to the top of the stairs, I found him laying on the couch with his pants around his ankles doing the "knuckle shuffle". At the time I was rather shy and niave, I'll bet I turned 6 shades of red!:redghost:

Later that night we were downstairs at the neighbor's apartment and my roommate said to our neighbor, "I think your cat got into my apartment this morning, I heard him on the stairs". Little did he know it wasn't the cat at all, but me. :D

Guy52
11-18-2001, 05:40 PM
Irish: Unfortunately my wife never approved of me masturbating. My sex life with her was the missionary position in and out wham bang thank you mam. Once in a while I was able to go down on her. Like a kid in a candy store. That is one of the reasons why I left her. She had a lot of good qualities but sex wasn't one of them.

Tango Seven
03-16-2002, 10:33 PM
Whilst staying over at my girlfriend's house her mother caught me once. She entered the bathroom not realising I was still in the shower, seeing me she was equally surprised but with a smile on her face she closed the door, opened her bathrobe and it let slip to the floor. She gave me glimpse of her naked body. Seeing her lovely tits and shaved pussy I shot my load. With a cheeky grin on her face she offered to wash me but I didn't get the chance to reply as her husband called her and she left blowing me a kiss!

When I eventually got showered and dressed and went downstairs my girlfriend was curious to know why her mother gave her wink and a cheeky smile. I never had the courage to explain the situation I found myself in that Sunday morning, but that afternoon we had great sex in the back of my car! I never did find out if her mother told her.

luv2please
03-17-2002, 02:25 PM
I have never been caught to my knowledge anyway. The reason I say this is because my wife like to masturbate in the shower. As I have said in an earlier post, she is very loud when she has an orgasm and really dosen't realize just how loud. Anyway, when she does it in the shower, I can hear her although she dosen't realize it. If I told her, she would not do it again, while I was home anyway, so shhhhh...don't tell her I know.:D

john39
03-17-2002, 03:03 PM
My teenage son barged into our bedroom and caught me in mid-stroke.

We were both quite shocked, but he stared intently for about 10 seconds as I continued to masturbate. After the pause, he turned around and walked out of the room before I actually ejaculated.

He had discussed with me his inability to stop masturbating, and seemed relieved when I assured him that it was all perfectly normal and that he should not try to limit it.

Our daughters usually came into our en-suite in the mad morning rush to get ready for work and on a couple of occasions both of them caught me masturbating in the shower. Neither took too much notice of the scene as I am sure they were constant masturbators themselves.

John.

Irish
03-17-2002, 03:28 PM
Luv2Please---Why is it that women are so bashful about the fact
that they masturbate?It's not nearly as bad as it was years ago;
but when I was going out with my wife;men or women;didn't admit it.My wife and I didn't even discuss it;until after we were married.The other person used to be considered perverted;in those days;unless they just did it together. Irish

Lovediva
03-18-2002, 11:13 AM
Why is it that women are so bashful about the fact
that they masturbate?


Well some of us aren't bashful......
:o :D ;)

I masterbate and I am proud of it!!!!! :D ;)

Oldfart
03-18-2002, 12:30 PM
People who haven't masturbated are rarities or liars.

Masturbation is sex with someone you absolutely trust.

It's just lonely sometimes.

Wicked Wanda
03-20-2002, 03:06 PM
I have been caught a few times, usually not a problem, but the first was the worse. Age 14, in the gym showers, I was caught by Sister Catherine. I thought I was alone... my fingers were busy...
She just cleared her throat and when I looked up, horrified, she just said I was going to be late for class, and not to forget mass that night. (Wednesday) I guess she wanted me to go to confession.

Ophelia
03-20-2002, 04:10 PM
When you masturbate as much as I do...

Shoot...I've been caught too many times to count. The only really embarassing time was when my granny walked in my room while I had a dildo shoved up my pussy, and a vibrator woking on my clit...I was covered, so she didn't see anything, but the vibrator was obvious. When she asked what the noise was, I told her it was static on the radio! Still makes me giggle to think about it! :)

:D

Ophelia

john39
03-20-2002, 04:13 PM
Wanda,

Your story reminds me of an event in the showers of my boarding school at the same age.

Boarding schools in Australia were quite spartan affairs in those days and the showers were simply a row of about 5/6 shower roses with no privacy screens.

The kids were all 14/15 and erections were common. I remember well one time a young lad was at the end in the corner and he turned into the corner with his back to all the others.

It was obvious after a few seconds what he was doing and we said not a word as we all knew it could have been us.

John.

tranceboy
03-20-2002, 11:27 PM
im new here (first post). i havnt ever been caught that i know of but im almost sure my folks knew. i think evryones find out, they just dont say anything

kiwi15
03-21-2002, 07:48 PM
Welcome, Tboy. My mum certainly knew I was doing it. She let me know so too, without being direct. I used to do it in bed on weekends and during school holidays and she kept bringing me cups of tea at the wrong time. I was always embarrassed but couldn't stop myself.

Most embarrassing time, however, was when my male cousin was teaching me how to masturbate. We'd done it together a couple of times before. Then, one morning, his mother (who should have been working downstairs in the shop) caught us both. I was speechless, jumped off the bed and tried to hide. Think I was only just 12 when that happened.

Yet, one of my favourite fantasies now, is being caught in the act.

katebabe
03-22-2002, 02:00 PM
I have never actually been caught, but i know that my family knows i do it.......:redghost: One morning after i had gone particularly vigorously at myself, my little brother looks at me over breakfast and says: "Geez Kate, your bed sure is squeaky!" and I without skipping a beat said: "I'm a really restless sleeper :D " I know my bro catches on to a lot of stuff, considering that the day after i shaved myself, he found the remnants in the trashcan. What a nosy little ass! hehe ;)

tranceboy
03-23-2002, 08:14 PM
lol squeeky beds suck big time. they make it so hard to get away with getting urself off. my ex gf tho had a problem w moaning really load and waking her folks up. has anyone walked in on sumone else?

axe31
03-28-2002, 07:00 PM
staying at a girl freind perants house had a morning wank
when i finneshed ther on the chest at the bottom of the bed
was some tea and toast and i got a wink from the mom

kampfer
03-29-2002, 01:53 AM
i've never been caught, but came too damn close one. i lock my door when i jack-off but sister thought i was asleep and picked the lock to borrow my radio. i managed toclose the porn page online and run into the bathroom to get my pants just as she opened the door. now i barricade my door too.

Irish
03-29-2002, 08:16 AM
I don't think that we're getting the whole story here!Kiwi15 says
that his male cousin was teaching him how to masturbate.Then he
says that they had done it before.(technique checkups?)I used to
jerk off with a male cousin in my early teens;but never needed lessons.I;always;thought that it was a naturally learned art.That
you;knew how automatically.I never knew that one needed lessons.My cousin and I used to look forward to family visits.After the first time;we headed automatically to his room.
While I am strictly hetrosexual;when you're 13;it's "Any port in a
storm!"Come on;Kiwi15;tell us the truth. Irish

legend
03-29-2002, 08:23 AM
I'll have to agree with Irish. I always though masturbation was a self taught art. Hell I must have been an early learner. I can't remember when I started.....I was very young in any case. Perhaps kiwi15's cousin was a bad (or should that be good :D) influence on him.

sadora
03-29-2002, 08:48 AM
I have been caught, though was not a big deal. A little embarassing though. Irish is right, masterbation is still taboo for alot of women. Then again, so is being a sexual person. It is alot better now than it used to be, but we are still dealing with double standards.

Irish
03-29-2002, 09:26 AM
Sadora---I used to get so mad at the double standard;in sports;
when my daughters were growing up!My oldest was a mediocre
basketball player but my youngest was an excellant baseball pitcher.Altho;I was somewhat prejudiced;in their favor;Having been a pitcher myself;I think that;I was a pretty good judge of
natural talent.The general attitude was that because she was a girl;that she couldn't pitch good.I have always believed in an equal pay for an equal job.But I expect an equal job. Irish
P.S.It's the individual;that should be judged;not the sex,race or
nationality,or religion!

legend
03-29-2002, 09:32 AM
well everything would be hunkydory if we lived in a perfect world....so if someone doesn't like something you do, then fuck em

Irish
03-29-2002, 09:43 AM
Legend---I think thats the same sentiment used by most of my friends.You mean that it's NOT a perfect world? Irish

legend
03-29-2002, 09:50 AM
Irish - yep it's not a perfect world. I don't really care anymore if someone doesn't like what i do....no skin off my nose

Guy52
03-29-2002, 12:49 PM
When I was 13 or 14 I had a hardon most of the time and my sister and I slept in the same room. The only thing separating us was a wooden divider. At night I would masterbate every night and my sister would watch me. It was very exciting knowing she was there and I would just explode when I came. Other times I would watch her play with her tits and stroke her pussy. We never did it together. Still get hard thinking about that.:rolleyes:

jugghead
03-30-2002, 06:19 PM
when i was 16 i was trying to watch the spice channel scrammbled. you could still hear everything so iwas jerking off in front of the tv when i saw my sister at the steps. she went back up. im sure if she saw me or not but i went ahead and finished up anyway.

JadeFire1260
04-02-2002, 04:06 PM
I was caught by my mom when I was 13.... She jsut said "Let's never speak of this and shut the door" Another time I was using a vibrating toothbrush in my room and my 12 year old bro heard it over my music and asked what I was doing, I told him it was a computer game!

Master1012
04-03-2002, 12:06 AM
I was caught once when I was 16. Parents were gone and not supposed to be back for hours. Well, I was on the couch in the living room and my dad just sort of showed up and caught me... I told him that "it itched", lol. He was like, next time make sure to lock the door to the house if I wanted to use the couch anymore.

sexyman6934
05-12-2002, 02:51 PM
i gto cuaght when i was 13. I am was at a friends house and we were masterbating in his room looking at porn. His little sister walked in onus. He shut the door and made her swear never to tell anyone what ahe had seen.

sassy 13
05-13-2002, 03:04 PM
No I haven't been caught, but I've been trying to catch my husband. He says he never has, (I know it's a lie) after being together for 6 yrs I thought I heard him jacking off one nite.I waited until I knew he was asleep and I went into the living room and saw a paper towel on the coffee table, I opened it up and it was full of his juicy cum. Since that nite 5 months ago I've heard him countless times and I've got up to go to the bathroom and he pretends he's sleeping while covering his rock hard dick.I think he feels like masturbation is taboo or a very private matter.I've told him I do and he thinks it's ok for me, but would never admit he does.His late nite sessions has improved our sex life because, I get so hot listening to him. I don't think I'll ever tell him I know or that I've heard him.I'm afraid if I do he'll be too quite and aware that I may be listening.I came very close this weekend, he had to grab the blanket to cover up or I would have seen he was rock hard. If he falls asleep on the sofa I know he's pretending so that I'll go to bed and he'll be able to watch adult movies on tv and jack off, which is fine with me!

Cobern
08-02-2002, 01:56 PM
I checked into a hotel once on business and had some hours to kill in the afternoon. Got bored in my room and decided to lay on the bed and shave myself (I mean everything off). Mess up someone elses place, you know. Anyway I got excited and hard so I decided to go into the bathroom (it was VERY bright and well lite) and started stroking until out it came and I exploded. Trouble was that at the VERY moment I came, in walks housekeeping and looked straigt at me. She actually started laughing! Don't know if she was laughing at the wacking off or at the bald eagle?

pcs5608
08-03-2002, 08:45 PM
I have been caught several times and I love it. I am just that kinky one time when i was 14 I was caught by my best friends dad, he just stopped and stared as i pumped my pussy with a huge dildo then turned to leave and I asked if he would help me we ended up fucking and having a hell of a time!!!

19andnaked
08-04-2002, 12:16 AM
My ex-boyfriend stayed at my house for the weekend. We had woken up on Sunday morning and he starting masturbating me, so I began to masturbate him. I get to orgasms quite quickly when other people masturbate me, so I had 7 orgasms to my b/f's 1!!! Anyway, right on the very second we both came, him squirting his hot cum all over me, my mother walked in! She ranted furiously and kicked my b/f out and told him to never come back again! Then she told me to have a shower to get the cum off me, but I ended up licking it all off my fingers! LOL!

Fondle You
08-04-2002, 12:53 AM
19andnaked

I'd like to fondle you. :) You're the open type that are so few in the world.

-=Kenshin=-
08-07-2002, 01:00 AM
I was caught by my dad once when i was 14ish and he said never do that again or something to that effect, can't remember it all but it was behind a sofa lol.

jonjon
08-09-2002, 06:47 PM
I have been caught a couple of times by my wife. Disapprovingly I should add. Once I even took her hand and put it on my cock but she pulled away.

I have masturbated using my wife's hand held by me while she was asleep. I even did this with my first wife. Can't figure if they new but neither pulled away nor actively helped.

I would love to do more mutual masturbation and also do it while watching my mate do herself but chances are really poor.

These attitudes towards digital and oral may just get to be enough to drive me off.

ryder
08-09-2002, 08:26 PM
busted at 15ish by Mom. Had the talk by Dad. yadda yadda. Now...the wife and I watch each other ;)

They say 99% masterbate the other 1% lie. teehee

m45
08-09-2002, 09:22 PM
That is the truth 99% masterbate the other 1% lie.
Never been caught YET!
We like to watch each other tho...

Nikki
08-10-2002, 01:49 AM
Oh God!!!!!!.......I will never forget this.........one day after a sports lesson at school.......in the change rooms........some of the girls.....(oh this is a "good"......all girls school .......mind you)......brought in some porn magazines....OMG......phewwwwww......they where hot.....well after looking at them.........and then having a shower, i was soooo horny.......after the shower.......i sat down on the small bench in my dressing cubicle and put my legs either side of the mirror on the opposite wall and start to masturbate.......watching myself was a huge turn on........after a few minutes, I was taken away by the moment, I never heard the door open........there stood the sports teacher.....Mrs Sharpe.........OMG.....MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT........i quickly grabbed a towel and got dressed.............she never said anything to me about it.....but I could never look her in the eye after that, because I felt so embarressed.......LOL......I laugh about it now............and Pray I never see her again........

Donnie
08-10-2002, 06:14 PM
I live in a condo and always leave the shades open when I masturbate. The couch is right next to the windows, so I'm sure the neighbouring units would have no trouble seeing in. Not sure if anyone ever has, but it's a turn on to think that I'm being watched.

Different story when you're a teenager though. I was maybe 13 or 14 and at my grandmas house with my family. She had this inflatable manequin from work. It wasn't the sexual inflatable doll (I can remember that it was actually a male doll) but it had this hole in the right location.

So I'm all by myself in the back room, and get the bright idea to fuck the doll. I'm on top of it with my pants halfway off when my mom walks in.

She's furious, and I mumbled something to the effect that I was just trying on the doll's belt. I guess she must have gone straight back and told everyone what I was doing, because when I got upstairs my grandma was saying that maybe I just needed a belt to wear.

Donnie
08-10-2002, 06:23 PM
I'm fortunate that my g/f is just as cool with masturbating as I am. Before we were even together we both admitted to being chronic masters of our domains.

She's not into the idea of being watched though, so if she's over the blinds are always drawn. Now that I think of it, I'm not sure how she'd feel about me discussing this on a web site.

Anyway, we were at a ritzy restaurant having dinner/talking dirty and I was all aroused. I threatened to take it out right there, and she encouraged me. So out comes my cock and I started masturbating right there in the restaurant. We were sitting in a booth and there wasn't much coverage, so I never got to finish but it was still pretty hot.

underthedog
08-10-2002, 09:53 PM
I started masturbating when i was in the 5th grade. To catch my cum...(if it was even that at that age) i would use toilet paper and stuff it between the mattress and the box springs. Well, that summer i went to stay with my grandparents and when i came home i was SHOCKED to see that my folks had switched mine and my brothers room......bed and all..........
The coolest thing was that they never said a word......GREAT parents !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A.K.'s Sex-Pot
08-11-2002, 09:09 AM
I'm really surprised at the diversity of people's experience when it comes to this topic. I find it hard to believe that some people would have such a problem with admitting to masturbation or with their partners doing it. And yet some parents out there are obviously realy cool about the whole thing.

personally i've never been caught at it, but there have been many close calls (including earlier today when i was reading this actually!)

As someone who loves to be watched during the act it's a big fantasy of mine to be caught at by some stranger who finds it a turn on and proceeds to join in. Knowing my luck if were ever caught it would be by some puritan who'd be shocked and disgusted and i'd just feel angry and stupid!

Rhu
09-02-2002, 09:49 PM
Well, i dont think my parents ever caught me....

But i know my twin brother has walked in on me wanking....ive also walked in on him....i have never jacked him off but we have jacked off while being in the same room :o

Thing is...we have/had bunk beds...and the slightest movement made the bed move...so im guessing he knew what i did... :eek:

Ive never seen a woman masturbate, although i sure as hell would like to walk in on one :p

Climber
09-04-2002, 12:59 PM
I was caught when I was 12 by my Dad, he never said a work and I have not looked back since. I started practicing when I was 10 and have been enjoying it ever since and love to do it with my wife.

george_26
09-20-2002, 08:39 AM
Well...Yes...I was about 17 when my mother's best friend Nina, opened my door and got into my room while I was stroking my cock...what happened is posted in the member stories...

WildIrish
11-06-2012, 03:06 PM
I've only been caught once. I'll have to try harder. :p

AZRedHot
11-06-2012, 04:11 PM
So many times by my mom when I was a kid. She shamed me mightily every time, said there was something wrong with me, threatened to take me to the doctor, the works.

It didn't take. :p

WildIrish
11-06-2012, 04:34 PM
Ironic, considering that the vibrator was once wielded by doctors to help prevent hysteria.

dicksbro
11-13-2012, 03:31 AM
I've only been caught once. I'll have to try harder. :p
I love that answer. :roflmao:

I'm trying to remember. I suppose I have been caught, but, other than my wife (and I don't think she cared :shrug:), I can't remember when. Maybe I need to try harder, too.

WildIrish
11-13-2012, 08:24 AM
It's easier to get caught now that Mrs. WI lost 84 lbs and I can't hear her coming up the steps.

Now I need to install quiet light switches and then oil the hinges on the bedroom door.

This is turning into another project. :/

BamaKyttn
01-11-2013, 06:08 AM
My ex gf hated my masturbation habits and yelled at me when she caught me.

Now I get in from work at7 am, rub 3 or 4 out and go to bed most every day beside Marlboro, who has actually hit himself in the penis trying to protect himself from my wandering hands.....

bmyjc
01-16-2013, 02:15 AM
Early in the summer after my Freshman year of college, I was home for a weekend. As any red blooded eighteen-year-old male would be doing at least a couple times each weekend, I ended up getting busy in my bedroom to one of my magazines in my extensive collection at the time.

As the pace was picking up, I realized that my door had opened up a crack. I was too far into it to stop and get up and close the door. However, it was then that I realized my mother was outside the door watching me. I stopped for a brief second, but then realized how much the idea excited me. I continued for at least a couple more minutes and she stayed there watching the whole time. Eventually I ended up coming harder than ever. Afterword, I could see the shadow of her leaving.

Every time I was home after that, I made sure I left the door open a crack whenever I satisfied myself. Many times I know she was there. in fact, it soon became obvious that she was actually masturbating on the other side of the door. Likewise, I started to notice that her bedroom door was left open a crack. I went to the doorway and was able to watch her as she masturbated herself.

This went on several times, and it was only going to be a matter of time before one of us pushed the door open and made a move. Shortly after that, I ended up breaking my neck in an accident and became paralyzed.

However, all is not lost. Shortly after my accident I was home again to recover. It did not take long for my mother and I to ultimately end up together despite my disability.

In fact, I cherish that time so much that I've written a formal erotic story and I'm always happy to share if anyone wants to read more.

winternights
04-09-2015, 02:28 PM
It was during overtime, when I was playing with my tits and a co-worker walked in on me. I was so horny, I didn't care and I let him play with my tits.

BeachSex
04-10-2015, 07:34 PM
About twice a week in the shower. We both don't really care. It just gives us another reason to get it on. Horny is horny :buttsex: