Misquote the previous poster

[Pita]

I am going to attempt to start a new game. So you all play so I don't feel bad.


OK this is how it goes. I post something like;

I love Pixie smut games.

then the next poster will misquote that, like this;

I love to look at smut.

And respond with something like... Thats not surprising coming from you.

Now the next person needs to misquote that last response and keep it going.

[Pita]

It's not surprising that no one likes my game.



They just need to get into the fun of it.

[asearching1]

They just need to inject some fun into it.

Wow, you seem to be a bit hard on yourself. ;)

[GusAspar]

Wow, TinglingTess has given asearching1 a hard-on!

[thereIam]

Oh look, TinglingTess is ogling asearching1's hard-on!

Some people will do anything for a bit of attenton.

[Pita]

sure wish someone would oogle my hard on.



Well honey if you showed someone your hard on I am sure they would oogle it too.

[Aqua]

Well honey if you showed someone your hard on I am sure they would oogle it too.

When the honey was poured on your hand someone thought it was an ogre's tool.

[GusAspar]

When the honey was poured on your hand someone thought it was an ogre's tool.

Don't you mean Tess's hand is pouring honey on my tool? (Not sure where the ogre has gone...
:confused:

[Pita]

Tess's hand is pouring honey on my tool and its wonderful



Well let me lick that up for you now.

[wyndhy]

Well now, let me lick you.


no need for seconds, i'll just fill up on this.

[GusAspar]

no need for seconds, i'll just fill up on this.


Just give me a second and I'll fill you up with this.

[dicksbro]

Just give me a second and I'll fill you up with this.

These seconds are very filling.

[Aqua]

These seconds are very filling.
Just three seconds until I'm flying.

[Pita]

The object of this game is to change the person quote.



Sometimes it takes reminding of the rules before they can get it. :)

[Aqua]

Sometimes people rewrite the rules when they can't get it. :)
That's probably why I don't play in smut games anymore. I've always been a little leery after Lilith and I introduced the Seuss Virus™ to one of the games.

[WildIrish]

That's probably why I don't play smut games anymore. I've always been a little leery after Lilith introduced me to the Seuss Virus™ during one of our games.


Is that how you play this? ha ha

[Aqua]

Is that how you fillet fish? :fish: :fish:

I don't know. I haven't been fishing in years.

[gekkogecko]

I don't know about fisting someone to tears

But there are people who would be wiling to teach you.

[dicksbro]

There are people whose butts would teach you some things.

I wonder what comes next.

[Pita]

I wonder who will come next.



I would love to. Want to help me?

[gekkogecko]

I make love in pews. What a kinky me!

Always wondered what the actual point of Christain churches was.

[one-trick pony]

Always wondered what the actual point of Christmas britches was.
They are so you look your best at Christmas dinner

[dicksbro]

You look your best as Christmas dinner

Oh, sure, that's easy for you to say.

[rockintime]

Au contraire, that's a sleazy way to pay.


Waiter, may I have the check please?

[Pita]

Waiter may I say you look fabulous!




Do you really think so?

[dicksbro]

Do you really think?

Let's not be hasty.

[Pita]

You are so tasty.




Wow what a nice thing to say. :)

[Studmuffin69]

Wow would you like to play? :)



You know I would love to play with you!

[dicksbro]

You know I would play with your love!

So much for that.

[Pita]

I would like some of that.



Tell me what would you like to do.

[GusAspar]

Tell me what would your tongue like to do.

I'd like to make you tingle, Tess!

[Pita]

Tess could you make me tingle?




You know I would do my best.

[dicksbro]

Let me do my best.

Take off your clothes.

[Pita]

Look I have taken off all my clothes.




I see that big guy. Now what are you going to do?

[Vurginne]

I see a really big erection. Now what are you going to do with that?

I don't know what he'll do, but I'll stick around to watch the fun! :boink:

[Pita]

I don't know about you but I'll stick around and join in the fun! :boink:





Mmmmm I think I would like to get in on that. :slurp:

[LordMagicMan]

Mmmmm I think I would like to get in on that. :slurp:


I would much prefer to get in you

[Pita]

I prefer if you got on me.



Well come here BAby!

[dicksbro]

Come, cum here BAby!

Whoa, you don't get that offer all the time.

[Pita]

[QUOTE=dicksbro]Whoa, I need to feel the passion of a hot woman![QUOTE]




OK I promise to do my best.

[dicksbro]

I promise to do the rest.

Ah, too soon it's over.

[Pita]

Ah, why don't you just roll over.



If I do roll over what will you do to me?

[dicksbro]

If I do roll over will you do me please?

Dang, I'm getting horny. :D

[WildIrish]

Gang, Imw's getting horny! :D


Would you like some oral now?

[Vurginne]

Would you like to cuddle now?

Oohh I'd love to cuddle with you!

[dicksbro]

Oohh I'd love to create a puddle with you!

Darlin', save the last dance for me.

[Pita]

Darlin', do you know what happened to my pants?


Sorry, I didn't know it was my turn to watch them.

[LordMagicMan]

What are you doing watching me?

[dicksbro]

Are you going to keep watching me?

I could use something to drink.

[Pita]

I need some time to think.




Fine I will leave you alone then.

[Mackenzie]

Fine I'll hang up the phone then.


Ok, talk to you later!

[one-trick pony]

Ok, I'll talk to the waiter
Have him bring me another glass of wine

[Pita]

Tell him I only have a dime.


Then how will you pay?

[one-trick pony]

Then why don't we play?
I'm all for that.

[dicksbro]

I'm not fat.

Let's go out to eat.

[gekkogecko]

Let's go lie naked in the street.

No thank you, I'd rather streak through the next political convention.

[Vurginne]

No thank you, I'd rather lick the next political contender.

oohh, I'd pay big bucks to see that.

[Pita]

oohh, I'd say that could be something to write home about


Do you think they would care?

[Vurginne]

Do you think they have great hair?

Nope, can't say that they do

[dicksbro]

No telling what they may do

Bet it'll be fun.

[Vurginne]

Bet he'll be really hung.


Are you sure? Did you check?

[kinx]

Are you shaved? Do you lick?


Yes, I'm smooth. I lick, too.

[dicksbro]

Yes, I've a smooth, shaved stick.


Is it too early to get horny?

[GusAspar]

It's never too early to get horny, is it?

That's true - I've been horny since the day before yesterday!

[gekkogecko]

Fuck you - I've been so horny I'm ready to fuck anybody!

But only in the nicest way, of course.

[Vurginne]

But only in the fastest and hardest way, of course.

Fast and hard, only way to go.

[Pita]

In the worst way I need it fast and hard.



Don't we all girl friend.

[Vurginne]

Don't we all need a hot girl friend.


Ooh, sounds hot Tess.

[gekkogecko]

Ooh, sounds like Tess is hot.

Yeah, I'll second that idea.

[dicksbro]

Yeah, I'll beckon that diva.

Now, children, pile up some wood, and I will light a fire that you may not be cold

[Vurginne]

Now, ladies, I've got wood, so light my fire and we won't be cold

Any other ladies going to join in on the fun?

[dicksbro]

Any other ladies going to try and cum?

Would you like dressing on your salad?

[one-trick pony]

I like dressing up in salad?
That's going to change the look of your avatars, isn't it?

[dicksbro]

That's isn't going to change the look of your avatars, is it?

Anyone got a movie they want to see?

[rockintime]

Anyone been to a movie and had to pee?




I'm afraid the case will go to trial.

[Vurginne]

I'm afraid to go doggy style.

You'll never know until you try.

[one-trick pony]

I never know when to try.
Anytime is a good time to try

[Pita]

Who's ready to have a good time?



Me, pick me!

[gekkogecko]

Me, spank me!

I'll spank you when I feel it's appropriate, *and* you'll love it!

[Pita]

I'll make you scream so loud the neighbors will here it and love it!



Oh Baby, make me scream!

[Studmuffin69]

Oh Baby, would you get me some icecream!


Is this really the time to be thinking about food?

[Pita]

Do you like to mix sex and food together?



Heck yeah, I'll get the whip cream!

[one-trick pony]

Heck yeah, I'll get the whip!
Wow. You take this serious, don't you?

[Pita]

Wow. You want me bad, don't you?



Yes and I don't know how much longer I can hold back.

[one-trick pony]

Yes and I don't know how I can scrub my back.
I'd be glad to help, if you'd like.

[GusAspar]

I'd like to help make you glad.

Come on, Pony, you just want to get your hands on Tess's body!

[one-trick pony]

Come on, you phoney, you just want to get your hands on Tess's body!
I assure you my intentions are honorable

[Pita]

I assure you my intentions are to have Tess!



Wow! Can we get started now? :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Wow! Can we get naked now? :slurp:


You're late, some of us already are naked.

[one-trick pony]

You're late, some of us are baking.
Strange time to be baking, isn't it?

[dicksbro]

Strange thing to be faking, isn't it?

It's nice when you think everything is for real.

[Pita]

I told you everything on me is real.




Sure, we believe you. :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

Sure, I'll relieve you. :lust:

Wow, this is more than I could have hoped for. :)

[Vurginne]

Wow, this is more than my member could have ever wanted :)

Tell me more about your member

[Pita]

Is there anything better then a hard member?



Not in my book there isn't!

[Mercury_Maniac]

Not for my cook there isn't!




you can never have too many rations :D

[Pita]

you can never have too many oragasms :D


That is what I always say too. :slurp:

[dicksbro]

That is what I always like to play. :slurp:

Sure hope I'm chosen.

[Pita]

Have you chosen someone to play with?



Do you want to be first DB? :slurp:

[dicksbro]

DB can be first if he wants. :slurp:

Who could ask for anything more?

[Pita]

Who can we get to join us?



I'm sure someone will come along soon.

[Mercury_Maniac]

I'm sure I will come alone soon.





oh i'm sure more will come too, if you know what i mean :jester:

[Vurginne]

oh i'm sure more will come too, if you only knew how sexy I really am


Ooh, I'm getting really excited!

[Mercury_Maniac]

Ooh, I'm getting really really wet!




Oh thats nice, perhaps we should meet :D

[Pita]

Oh thats nice, I'm really hard now. :D



Well come here and let me take care of that for you. :bj:

[Mercury_Maniac]

Well come here and let me make sweet sweet love to you. :bj:




Hey, i'm all for that, just be easy on me :jester:

[GusAspar]

Hey, i'm easy, just cum all over me :jester:


Sorry, M_M, but I don't think you're my type.

[Salacious]

Mmmmm, tie me with tape

[Pita]

Mmmmm, I need it so bad.



Mmmmm so do I girl friend. :slurp:

[dicksbro]

Mmmmm, do my girl friend. :slurp:

The fun is in the doing.

[GusAspar]

The fun is in the dong.

My dong would love some fun!

[Pita]

Who wants to suck my dong?



I will do it if you need say pretty please. :bj:

[dicksbro]

I will do it if you need say pretty please. :bj:

NO MIS-QUOTE NEEDED. Pretty please. :D :lust: :D

[Pita]

I love the MIS-QUOTE game Tess started. :D


Why thank you DB, for that you may have a :bj:


:D silly man

[dicksbro]

Why thank you silly man, you may be a DB.

You may be right. :)

[Pita]

You do that just right. :)


I have had lots of practice and I enjoy it. :)

[dicksbro]

I love lots of practice and he enjoys it. :)

I'll bet that's really an understatement. ;)

[gekkogecko]

I'll bet that's really a lack of undergarment.

I like it when women lack undergarments.

[Pita]

I like to wear women's undergarments. :D



Well, whatever floats your boat. ;)

[thereIam]

Well, unbridled sex really floats my boat. ;)

Can I watch? Can I, can I, huh? Puleaze>

[dicksbro]

I watch. I can. I like sleeze.

That, I understand.

[Pita]

I understand that you need some good lovin'.




Yes I do need it bad.

[WildIrish]

Yes I need it, do me bad.


I'm on the verge of something big.

[Pita]

I'm on the verge of having a raging hard-on.




That sounds hot, anything I can do to help? :boobs:

[Mercury_Maniac]

That looks hot, anything I can suck to help? :boobs:



well you sure can, look at my avatar :D

[Pita]

look at my avatar, can you imagine what you would do with me :D



Mmmmm, I feel all kinds of tingles when I look at your avatar. :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Mmmmm, I want to feel all kinds of body parts when I look at your nudity. :slurp:

Many people do.

[Pita]

Many people want me.



I can believe that.

[Vurginne]

I can't believe that's not real body butter.

Oh you can bet it is baby!

[gekkogecko]

Oh you can bet I want some, baby!

Vurginne, if you really want some, remember: it pays to advertise!

[Pita]

Should I advertise how much I need a woman?


If you feel that is the best way you should do it.

[gekkogecko]

If you think I feel the best you should do me.

Now, *there's* a good idea.

[dicksbro]

Now, *Her's* is good ... I've got an idea.

Yeah, me, too! :lust:

[Pita]

Yeah, I want to get naked too! :lust:



When don't you want to be naked? ;)

[Mercury_Maniac]

I don't ever want to be caught naked? ;)





what if I was the one doing the catching? :jester:

[Pita]

What if I was to catch you, what would you do?



Oh Baby, what wouldn't I do. :slurp:

[GusAspar]

Oh wouldn't you like to do me, Baby? :slurp:

I thought you'd never ask, Tess!

[Pita]

Tess can I have you right now?



Can we do my faovorite postion? :d:

[gekkogecko]

Can we do all my faovorite people? :d:


Sure. All at the same time. Group sex!

[Mercury_Maniac]

Sure. All at night time. Group sex!




but during the day you can see more possible equations :D

[gekkogecko]

but during the day you can grope more body parts:D

Only because more people are active during the day than during the night.

[Pita]

I can do it all day and night!


Wow, that is very impressive.

[Aqua]

Now, I can be very aggressive.

So do I have a lot to worry about?

[Pita]

So do I have a lot to be horny about?



I don't know, you tell me. :)

[Aqua]

I will blow, if you blow me. :)

Not much I can say to that except... you've got a deal!

[Pita]

You've got a deal!


Well get over here Sexy! :bj:

[dicksbro]

Well Sexy, in here! :sex:

Oh, Lordy, I'm cumming.

[Pita]

Oh, Lordy, I want to make you cum!


Will you start by playing with my :boobs: ?

[GusAspar]

Will you thrust your cock between my :boobs: ?

A nipple sandwich! My favourite treat!

[gekkogecko]

A nipple nipper! My favourite toy!

I often threaten my partner with a nipple nipper or two.

[dicksbro]

I often like being treated to my partner's nipple or two.

Nipple treats are neat. :baby:

[Pita]

Nipple are such a treat for me. :baby:


Well come here Baby, I have two good ones. :boobs:

[dicksbro]

Well Baby, have two good ones on me. :boobs:

:hot: Zowie! Is it warm in here or what? :hot:

[gekkogecko]

:hot: Zowie! Is TT wet while she's here or what? :hot:

Oh, I'd say she's wet. Isn't that why she posts here, after all?

[dicksbro]

Oh, she's wet. After all, isn't that her post dripping

Might be, but it could also be me. I keep looking at those jeans and well ... you know. :)

[Pita]

Could be me. Something keeps growing in my jeans and well ... you know. :)



Maybe you should set it free. ;)

[gekkogecko]

Maybe I should set "them" free. ;)

Of course you should set your boobs free. Remember to post the pics, though.

[Pita]

Can you set your boobs free? Are there pics I can see?



Yes I can :boobs: The pics are already on the board, hunt them down. ;)

[WildIrish]

Yes I can see that my :boobs: have your dick as hard as a board, can you please go down? ;)


I smell something yummy.

[Studmuffin69]

I see something yummy.


She is incredibly yummy!! :d:

[Pita]

I'm craving something yummy!! :d:


Maybe a glass of wine is what your craving. :wine:

[dicksbro]

Maybe this ass of mine is what your craving.

Speaking for men everywhere ... NO DOUBT. :D :D

[Shadow_Kitty]

Men everywhere are doubting how they want Tess's ass.

Why doubt it? You know you want it.

[dicksbro]

Don't pout about something you know you want

That must be sage advice. After all, the Shadow knows! :D

[Shadow_Kitty]

The Shadow knows all and gives sage advice! :D

Why thank you, never thought I'd hear that from one of your kind! :p

[dicksbro]

Why thank you, I thought you were kind and I'd hear that from you!

What a sweet thing for CENSORED to say. :(

[Shadow_Kitty]

What a sweet thing for CENSORED to say. :(

You've started misquoting yourself! I'm a guy! XD

[dicksbro]

You've started misquoting yourself! XD

Now I now what :yikes: means. Now, if you'll excuse me ... :bang:

[Shadow_Kitty]

Now I now what :love: means. Now, if you'll excuse me ... :bj:

Er...no thanks man. If I swung that way I'd already be fucking a certain sweet guy's brains out. :p

[Salacious]

Er...thanks man.:D When I swing that way I'd already be fucking a certain sweet guy's brains out. :slurp:

Oh I wanna watch that!

[dicksbro]

Oh, I wanna that watch!

Have you always liked Italian timepieces? :D

[Pita]

Have you always liked Italian men? :D'


Yes I find them very sexy.

[campingboy]

'


Yes I find men very sexy.


Making love under the stars is so romantic

[Pita]

Making love the Stars is so hot!



Who would you want to do?

[GusAspar]

Whose would you want to do?


I'd love to make yours tingle, Tess

[Pita]

Tess you make me tingle.


Come here and I will do more then that. :slurp:

[Salacious]

Come again and I will do more of that. :slurp:

Hot stuff happening on a Friday afternoon!

[Nightstick26]

Stuffing hot things on a Friday afternoon!



Can I watch??? :love:

[Pita]

Do you want to watch??? :love:


I do want to. :slurp:

[Salacious]

I do want to do you. :hump:

I wonder if she has a strap-on handy? :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping she wants the strap-on today.

Did you bring the K-Y Gel?

[Salacious]

Did you have to make me yell? :sex:

I thought you said, "Now" not "How" ~ oops! :hump:

[dicksbro]

I thought you said, "Wow" and "Pow" ~ oops! :hump:

What's that got to do with anything?

[longsword]

What's that goat doing with my thing?


Sorry don't want to know about your animal problem

[dicksbro]

Hurray, I wanted to know about animal problems.

There are probably books on that subject.

[Salacious]

Are there professonal books on such a subject. :baa:

Gee, you leave for a few minutes and look what happens!

[Pita]

Gee, you leave for a few minutes and you learn new things about people.


Something should be kept to yourself.

[dicksbro]

Some toys should be kept to pleasure yourself.

Sounds like you have a good idea.

[Pita]

I like your good ideas.


Why thank you, I like yours too.

[GusAspar]

Why thank you, I like your tush.

Tess, your new avatar just cries out: bend me over...

[Pita]

Tess, your new avatar make me want to bend you over.


Have we been introduced yet? ;)

[dicksbro]

Have you been induced yet, or is that a pistol in your pocket? ;)

It's not a pistol. :)

[Mercury_Maniac]

It's not just a pistol. :)




How many more functions does it have?

[Pita]

How many desires do you have?


Should I make a list and pass it on? ;)

[GusAspar]

Should I make you hard and ride on it? ;)

You can mount up as soon as you like!

[Pita]

You can mount up as soon as you get me hard!


Would showing you my :boobs: help?

[dicksbro]

Would you like to help me show my :boobs:?


Now there's something I could lick my lips over. :slurp:

[Pita]

Would you lick my lips over and over. :slurp:



I love licking lips. :slurp:

[dicksbro]

I love licking his stick. :slurp:

Good ideas should be encouraged. :)

[Mercury_Maniac]

Good ideas should be entangled with sex. :)




hey sounds like a good idea to me, hop to it!

[dicksbro]

Hopping on sounds good ... I've an idea, hop on me on hay!

Let's have the Pixie ladies form two lines. :)

[hardhornyhubby]

wow not for me, not into heroin

[Pita]

Let's have the Pixie ladies do me two times. :)


Wow, you really are insatiable. :wine:

[dicksbro]

Wow. You are really are likeable. :wine:

Coming from someone as lovely as you, that is truly a nice thing to say. ;)

[gekkogecko]

Wow, I really am insatiable.

Sounds like a challenge to me!

[Pita]

Sounds like you could use a challenge!


I am always up for a challenge. ;)

[Mercury_Maniac]

I am always up to accept the Mercury_Maniac challenge. ;)



now those are the words that i like to hear, come on baby :D

[dicksbro]

Are those are words that I like to hear coming from babies? :confused:

That seems like a strange thing to ask. ;)

[GusAspar]

I'd like to ask a stranger for a date ;)


This could be an interesting start to the weekend.

[Glyndwr]

This could be an interesting part of your best friend.

I keep looking but I don't recognise anyone

[dicksbro]

I keep cooking but friend coconut doesn't get a rise from anyone. :(

I think I can understand that.

[hardhornyhubby]

why do you want to stand under that

[Pita]

Do you want to be under me?



Would you like that? :sex:

[hardhornyhubby]

id love to lick it

[Pita]

id love to see it


You want to see these? :boobs:

[SuzyQ]

I'd love to sieze them....

[dicksbro]

I love sleaze....

Good ideas should be encouraged. :)

[Pita]

I have some ideas that should be encouraged. :)



Really, care to share some with the rest of us?

[dicksbro]

Can I really bare some of me for the rest of you?

By all means. We'd find that to be quite delightful. :)

[Pita]

Don't we find that Pixies are quite delightful? :)


I am in total agreement with you DB.

[Mercury_Maniac]

I am totally obsessed with you.




Oh Baby, And I love your pics :D

[Pita]

Oh Baby I love your tits :D



These old things :boobs: Why thank you! :hug:

[Glyndwr]

Please, gold rings!! :boobs: I'll spank you! :hug:

I thought diamonds were a girl's best friend

[Mercury_Maniac]

I thought diamonds would make girls your friends





well.....in some cases they might, what kind of women you looking for :jester:

[dicksbro]

well.....in some cases they're tight, what kind were you hoping for :drool:

:eek: Can you imagine using that as a selection criteria?

[Pita]

:eek: Can you tell me what your selection criteria is?




Do you think having a heartbeat is to picky? ;)

[dicksbro]

Do you think hearing my heart beat is neat? ;)

Strikes me as a right delightful pasttime and a wonderful lead-in to more.

[Pita]

Stroking me is a right delightful pasttime and a wonderful lead-in to more.


I would consider it a great pleasure. :slurp:

[dicksbro]

I could use it for great pleasure. :lust:

That's what it's there for. :)

[Mercury_Maniac]

That's what the beer is for. :)




Thats a big hi-ho and hell yeah! :D

[Pita]

All I can say is a big hi-ho and hell yeah! :D


What's got you so excited?

[thereIam]

You have me so excited, I must touch myself!

Can I watch, please can I , can I, please, huh, huh, puleeeaze?

[Pita]

Can I cum, please can I , can I, please, huh, huh, puleeeaze?



I don't think anyone is trying to stop you.

[WildIrish]

I think everyone is trying to climb on top of you.


What an exciting thought that is.

[Pita]

I'm having an exciting thought right now.


Does involved naked people doing naughty things?

[WildIrish]

Does naked people doing me sound naughty?


I like the idea of watching that.

[Pita]

I like the idea of you watching me.


I like how kinky you are. ;)

[gekkogecko]

I like wild kinky sex with sentient lizards

Yeah! Bring it on!

[Pita]

Yeah! Bring yourself over here Baby!



On my way lizard man. :slurp:

[SuzyQ]

Real lizards are not sexy...but gekkogeko is

[gekkogecko]

On my way to jump on the lizard man. :slurp:

Yeah, I'm right here for you, tongue out and ready.

[SuzyQ]

Tongues are meant to be used on all parts of the body.

[gekkogecko]

Tongues are meant to be used on all parts of *my* body.

Sounds like a good idea to Me, SuzyQ. I'm willing.

[SuzyQ]

Sounds like a good idea to Me, SuzyQ. I'm willing.

Get your tongue out baby! :slurp:

[Mercury_Maniac]

Get out here and tongue me baby! :slurp:




Your wish is my command!

[dicksbro]

Her tush is yours to demand!

Wow, now that's an offer that's hard to refuse. :)

[Pita]

Wow, now that's an offer that makes me hard.



Mmmmm I like hard men. :slurp:

[WildIrish]

Mmmmm I like it hard, men. :slurp:



I'm sure all the men around you are hard.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure all hard men are trying to get around her.

No doubt about that ... when nature calls ... we answer.

[Pita]

No doubt about that ... when Tess calls ... we answer.


I do like using my girlish charm to gain attention. :boobs: