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buckminster
02-22-2004, 12:40 AM
This is a true tale about my 45th birthday and the wonderful present I received from my wife.


We normally make a big deal about celebrating birthdays. Like for my 40th birthday, we rented this huge house on the beach in Puerto Vallarta and invite a dozen friends to come down there with us for a week. So it was a little unusual for us to only have a small birthday celebration at home. Just the family and our house mate. We had finished dinner and were getting ready to have some of my birthday cake, when the doorbell rings. I wasn't expecting any one else to show up so I wonder who that could be. I walk to the front of the house, open the door. Under the archway, standing in the porch light, is the most incredibly hot looking blonde with a handsome 20-something dude right behind her. I stutter a hello and this gorgeous woman purrs,


"Hi, you must be the birthday boy?"


So I'm standing there oggling this sexy blonde's outfit with my mouth hanging open, She got on this suede micro-mini skirt with a matching vest worn over this sheer white lace cat suit that lets you see every curve and hides nothing. This blonde introduces her male friend and herself by saying:


"Well, this is my boyfriend, Brian and I'm Emily.


She goes on and explains -


"We met your lovely wife over at Curtis and Carol's house. Your wife told us it was your birthday and invited us to come over tonite to help you guys celebrate..."


Emily looks back at her companion. Turns and smiles, then apologizes to me:


"We're sorry that we didn't bring any sort of gift for you. So on the way over here Brian and I decided that I'm going to be your birthday present instead. "


[Sound of my jaw hitting the floor] I have no clue as to who these two people are, but my wife obviously does. After a few seconds, I finally realize they're waiting for me to invite them in the house. Duh. I ask the two of them to come join us for cake and we head for the living room.


My wife had met Emily at a mutual friend's house the day before. My wife figured that I'd love to meet this beautiful woman after she hears what Emily does for a living. So my spouse invites Emily and her male companion to come over to our house for my birthday celebration. After introducing Emily and Brian to our house mate, I'm sitting and talking with our new guests. After a few minutes, I find out that Emily and Brian are from the East Coast, visiting California for the very first time. They have been out here for a couple of months now and don't really know that many people yet. Emily is all of 18 yrs old and had graduated from high school earlier this year. Emily then starts telling me how she has just started out on her exciting new career. Turns out This incredibly sweet looking little blonde is working up in Hollywood. Yeah, she's doing video with Ron Jeremy!! [sound of my jaw hitting the floor again] Now I have no idea if what this young lady is saying is true about working with porn star legend Ron Jeremy. I'm falling deeply infatuated with Emily no matter what.


The five of us are sitting around in the living area. Tthe more we talk, the more we drink. The drunker I get, the more fun I'm having. And the more sexually suggestive Emily is becoming. My wife hears all of our talk and is not at all concerned. By now I figure that Emily and my wife are up to something. And I am correct!


By 11PM, all of us, my wife, Emily and her boytoy, myself and even our house mate . were upstairs in the master bedroom, spread out all over our bed. Emily and my wife had this planned ahead of time but I had no idea just how far they intended this to go. Oh geez, you should of seen my wife and Emily together. This was my wife's first time being intimate with another women and she really got into it. Who wouldn't of, given who she was with!! And Emily wasn't kidding when she met me at the front door.! While my wife was entertained by Brian, Emily gave me my birthday present! What a present she was. Emily had the most perfect body, long blond hair, and that young woman was so wicked and naughty. What a birthday this had turned out to be!!


Everyone, not just me, had such a great time that night. Both women spent some quality time with other two guys, too. Both women were impressed with our 6-5, 240 lbs housemate. (The guy had played defensive end in college. and had the size, strength and speed to have become a pro.). The women commented on his proportional size. That's understandable. Well, to everyone except Brian. Emily told us later that Brian started pouting after the party broke up. He overheard the two women I guess. He may have been a little intimidated since he was such a little guy. Come to think of it, everybody was bigger, taller than Brian, even Emily. Now both women did give him lots of attention but he was having to share Emily with two other guys tonite instead of having her all to himself.


The following afternoon during breakfast, our beautiful playmate Emily mentioned that they have a couple days before they headed up to LA for Emily's next video shoot. We told them they are welcome to stay with us until then and that they were welcome to come back when Emily finished her shooting schedule. They accept our offer to stay with us saying how tired they were of the motels in LA. Both were perfectly comfortable hanging out at our house and told us they liked being surrounded by "normal" folks for a change.


The day before our two young guests are going up north, the phone rings. I answer it. A somewhat familar voice on the other end of the line asks for Emily. I recognized who it was instantly . It was Ron Jeremy, the porn star! Emily really wasn't bullshitting us!! She really was doing fuck flix for the Hedgehog! This phone call blows my mind as much as when I discovered that Emily was dead serious about being my birthday present.


Now, I had to ask Emily if she enjoyed working with one of the most famous male porn stars in the industry. She wrinkled her cute little nose and gave me this half hearted smile, and said


"Ron? Oh yeah, he's great. Very funny."

She paused for a a few seconds then in a very matter of fact tone of voice said:

"He told me that he really likes working with me because not many women can deep throat him..."

I glanced over to where my wife and the house mate were sitting. Both of them are looking at Emily with their mouths hung open. ( If you aren't familiar with this porn actor, that guy has gotta be a foot long. ) All of us wondered if Brian was happy that Ron liked Emily for that special talent. Emily and Brian came back after the video shoot and usually stayed at our house whenever Emily wasn't up in LA shooting dirty movies.


During one of their visits, Brian had a sudden, semi-serious medical problem and he had to spend four days in the hospital. Of course Emily visited him as much as she could while he was laid up. And when she wasn't at the hospital, the house mate and I tried to spend as much time in Emily's fun zone as we possibly could. Even my wife was hittin' on Emily! Emily really didn't mind the extra attention. She said that because of Brian's insecurities he tries to monopolize her time as much as he can. ( Can ya really blame the little dweeb? )


As we got to know Emily better, she really turned out to be such a genuine sweetheart. My two kids totally adored her because no matter what she was doing, she would drop whatever it was if one of them asked her to play or do something with them. She genuinely love being with kids. So Emily more than made up for Brian being such an asshole. Now before you think we were being kinda tuff on the little guy, I should mention that good ol' Brian was a jackboot wearing member of some skinhead white supremist group. He looked like a perfect little Aryan - and was every bit as bright as a door. He was just a total fuckin' moron with big chip on his shoulder, He deliberately antagonized each and every person he came in contact with. So, that's why nobody was really keen on young master Brian.


One day we got an unexpected call from Emily's older sister. She called hoping to talk to Emily, who was up in L.A. at the time. Emily had written to her sister and had given her our phone number. From her sister I found out that Emily had taken off with Brian, left without saying anything to her parents or any other family members. They were worried sick because nobody trusted that stupid shit Brian. Turns out that Emily came from a nice upper-middle class family in Conneticut and had graduated a semester early from high school with a 4.0 GPA. Emily loved kids and had planned to study early childhood education had she gone to college instead of heading out west.. Hearing all this, I felt a little guilty about facilitating Emily's irresponsible behavior, not to mention trying to fuck her every chance I could. I didn't discuss with Emily's sister, her new career or what Emily had been doing while on her visit to the west coast for obvious reasons...


After Emily got to know us better and knew we weren't judgmental, she told us she had started working as a hooker up in LA in order to support herself and the dipshit. And Brian, who had no money of his own, no job and no intention of getting one, used most of the money Emily earned on her back to buy drugs for himself. Now the house mate and I discussed doing the only logical, sensible thing to do given this situation. Tell our bestest little buddy, Brian, that we needed him to come with us to go get some drugs. Instead we take shit-for-brains on a two hour drive east of here, way out into the heart of Death Valley, where nobody would of ever found his body. Problem solved. Unfortunately we didn't get a chance to do it because after staying with us every other week for three months, the two of them quit coming around.

We never heard from the our two house guests nor from Emily's older sister again. Its a pretty safe bet that Emily finally smartened up, ditched the little Nazi idiot first chance she got, and made it back to her home in Conneticut safely. I think I can honestly say that Emily, the sweet, young and beautiful porn starlet, may just be the best birthday surprise I'm likely to ever get. Big sigh....