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Lovediva
02-05-2003, 06:50 PM
Okay, I got a new forum game for you guys and gals! And yes....I stole this one 2!!!! ;) :p
It goes like this:
Someone says, "Show me ____" Aand then the next person says "And I'll show you ___".
Then they post a "Show me", and the cycle repeats.
Example: Show me your sister in a bikini...
And I'll show you one ugly biotch!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo.....here we go!!!!!!!! :S
Show me a bottle of pepsi.....
Messalina
02-05-2003, 08:20 PM
and I'll show you how to "Have a Coke and a smile".
But I REALLY wish someone would show me something devilish.
skipthisone
02-05-2003, 08:33 PM
and I will show you something way too horny...
Show me a turtle playing hopscotch...
Lovediva
02-05-2003, 09:27 PM
....and I will show you the slowest game of hopscotch!!
Show me a bright yellow sports car...
Messalina
02-05-2003, 09:36 PM
and I will show you someone with canary envy.
Show me a peacock's feather...
celticangel
02-06-2003, 07:30 AM
and I will show u "the evil eye"
show me a happy man-----
IAKaraokeGirl
02-06-2003, 07:41 AM
....and I'll show you his angry wife.
Show me a clean house...
horseman12
02-06-2003, 08:20 AM
and i'll show you someone with alot of free time
show me a satisfied person
toomanystrokes
02-06-2003, 11:05 AM
...and I'll show you someone with no dreams.
Show me a streaker at a sporting event.
dicksbro
02-07-2003, 04:48 PM
And I show you a bare bones fan.
Show me a staggering drunk.
toomanystrokes
02-07-2003, 04:56 PM
and I'll show you another angry wife!
Show me an honest politician
I may have killed this thread with that!:D
dude33
02-07-2003, 04:58 PM
and I'll show you someone who can't get "up".
Show me a beaver with no wood.
IAKaraokeGirl
02-07-2003, 05:00 PM
...and I'll show you someone else who won the election.
Show me someone who loves his or her job...
IAKaraokeGirl
02-07-2003, 05:01 PM
oops!
Sorry, dude33
:D
Lilith
02-07-2003, 05:01 PM
and I'll show you one angry beaver:o
Show me a vibe with no batteries
toomanystrokes
02-07-2003, 05:12 PM
I'll show you major diappointment!
Show me a glitzy dress
IAKaraokeGirl
02-07-2003, 05:17 PM
...and I'll show you a girl that likes to play dress-up.
Show me a karaoke singer...
dude33
02-07-2003, 05:19 PM
and I'll show you undiscovered talent!
Show me a restless man.
toomanystrokes
02-07-2003, 05:21 PM
and I'll show you every man at Pixies!
Show me a hot, steamy, bath!:)
IAKaraokeGirl
02-07-2003, 05:48 PM
...and I'll show you someone playing in the bubbles. :)
Show me an avid reader...
Lovediva
02-07-2003, 10:58 PM
.....and I will show you a fucking know it all!
Show me a happy organ......
toomanystrokes
02-09-2003, 04:18 PM
...and I'll show you a someone with a smile on their face:D
Show me a white, sandy beach...
Booger
02-09-2003, 10:01 PM
and I'll show you some sandy buns
show me a drunk woman
IAKaraokeGirl
02-09-2003, 10:36 PM
...and I'll show you a gal ready to play strip karaoke.
Show me a person with a full stomach...
Lovediva
02-10-2003, 11:59 AM
.....And I will show you an empty toilet paper roll and a stinky bathroom the next morning!! :eek: ;)
Show me a loveless marriage....
Booger
02-10-2003, 04:57 PM
and I'll show you an old man with lots of money
show me a naked pixie
IAKaraokeGirl
02-10-2003, 05:30 PM
...and I'll show you a happy Pixie on the other end of the web cam.
Show me a woman who means business...
ryder
02-10-2003, 06:24 PM
...and I'll show you a woman with a cat o nine tails!!
Show me a wet spot on the linen...
Messalina
02-11-2003, 01:08 PM
...and I'll show you a couple who are discussing who gets to sleep on it
Show me a blazing fire...
Lovediva
02-12-2003, 06:24 AM
..and I will show you some sexy firemen trying to put it out! :D
Show me a day without an orgasm.....
cbass1976
02-12-2003, 10:34 AM
....and i will show you a very stressfull day
now show me a day with multiple orgasms.......
Lilith
02-13-2003, 09:36 AM
and I'll show you how I cn fuck a whole day away:p
Show me a man with a bottle of viagra and a economy size tube of lube
Lovediva
02-14-2003, 12:25 PM
...and I will show you one slippery hard ass fucking!! Yeehaw!!! :D
Show me a man with his head in the clouds......
Sugarsprinkles
02-14-2003, 08:02 PM
And I'll show you a man living in a fog.
Show me a man with a bouquet of flowers..................
and I'll show you a man who expects to get laid, or just got laid by somebody else...
Show me a woman who asks, "Does my butt look big in these pants?"
IAKaraokeGirl
02-15-2003, 07:44 AM
...and I'll show you a woman married to a good liar.
Show me a man asleep on the couch...
Bronzedozzy
02-15-2003, 08:30 AM
I'll show you the guy who arrived home at 3am stinkin of strong licker and woman.
show me a leather peek-a boo bra.
Lilith
03-12-2003, 10:50 PM
and I'll show you a transvestite biker
show me a woman in frilly socks and pigtails
grotochp
03-12-2003, 11:42 PM
and I'll show you miss Piggy waiting to fuck kermit the frog.
show me a woman is in need of a cream pie
blueeyedjeff
05-13-2003, 01:09 PM
and I show you a power outage
show me a satisfied woman...
Sugarsprinkles
05-14-2003, 09:25 AM
And I'll show you a woman who's lover has just made love to her all night long.
Show me a man in uniform.................................
GusAspar
05-14-2003, 09:36 AM
And I'll show you a lot of girls with wet panties.
Show me a woman going out without knickers.
Sugarsprinkles
05-14-2003, 10:24 AM
and I'll show you a woman hoping to turn her man on and get some lovin'.
Show me a man with a wet beard..........
gekkogecko
05-14-2003, 11:04 AM
And I'll show you someone who has just come up for some air.
Show me a militant fundamentalist preacher...
Sugarsprinkles
05-14-2003, 05:18 PM
And I'll show you someone I'd like to hang from the highest tree......
Show me a bow-legged woman...........
ryder
05-17-2003, 09:47 PM
and i'll show you that a cowboy eats with his hat on...;)
show me a cat-o-nine tails
Sugarsprinkles
05-18-2003, 10:36 PM
and I'll show you a cat who steers clear of rocking chairs. ;)
Show me a woman with PMS and a gun........
LixyChick
05-18-2003, 10:47 PM
And I'll show you a my smile and my aim!
Show me a guitar with no strings........
dicksbro
05-19-2003, 06:47 AM
and I'll show you the only one I know how to play.
Show me a front fender dent ....
celticangel
05-19-2003, 06:09 PM
and I will show u someone who forgot we drive on the "left"
show me a smile.....
Sugarsprinkles
05-19-2003, 07:03 PM
and I'll show you a satisfied lover.
Show me woman who hasn't gotten any in way tooo long......
kleclere
05-19-2003, 07:06 PM
I'll show you someone needing a good friend.
Show me someone who is good at "There's nothing like".
denny
05-19-2003, 10:45 PM
And I'll show you one of my playmates.
Show me a horny woman and......
kleclere
05-20-2003, 05:32 PM
I'll show you a hornier guy.
Show me a person who likes few clothes and....
Sugarsprinkles
05-20-2003, 09:41 PM
and I'll show you someone with no tan lines.
Show me a whip and a chair............
kleclere
05-21-2003, 06:39 PM
And I'll show you a lady needing taming.
Show me a pair of handcuffs and....
Sugarsprinkles
05-22-2003, 12:40 PM
I'll show you a pair of wrists wanting to be restrained.
Show me a 4-poster bed...............
WildIrish
05-23-2003, 10:58 AM
And I'll show you where four of my silk ties are!
Show me a hot cup of coffee.....
Sugarsprinkles
05-23-2003, 01:42 PM
And I'll show you something that will never pass my lips.
Show me some warm, fragrant body oil..............................
kleclere
05-23-2003, 04:45 PM
I'll show you how to massage a lady.
Show me a person tied to a bed and I'll..........
show me a happy man!!!
Show me a man working on a car...
txgrneyes
05-24-2003, 01:31 AM
and I'll show you a woman needing to be worked on
Show me a woman with good taste .....
denny
05-24-2003, 03:36 PM
And I'll show you a gal who keeps her private parts clean!
Show me a priest who is chaste.........
Sugarsprinkles
06-08-2003, 11:15 PM
And I'll show you a man who can keep a vow.
Show me a man with callouses on his knees..........................
kleclere
06-09-2003, 07:18 PM
I'll show you a hard worker.
Show me a lady with high self esteem......
Sugarsprinkles
06-09-2003, 09:55 PM
and I'll show you someone who is unfairly called a "Bitch".
Show me a man who gets homesick for his mother...............
denny
08-08-2003, 01:42 PM
and I''l show you a caring man that is unfairly called "Momma's Boy".
Show me a woman who enjoys sex with more than one partner..
osuche
08-09-2003, 11:44 PM
...and I'll show oyu a happy husband.
Show me a woman who likes fast cars
darogle
08-10-2003, 02:08 PM
and I'll show you a woman who knows how to work the curves.
Show me a brothel that takes coupons...
IAKaraokeGirl
08-10-2003, 10:21 PM
...and the reason for the discount will soon be evident.
Show me a man working the girls around the bar...
osuche
08-10-2003, 11:26 PM
...and I'll show you a used car salesman.
Show me Arnie running for governor...
dadaist
08-11-2003, 02:18 AM
And I'll show you a list of bad jokes and tell them in a bad Austrian accent.
Show me a governor whose name you can SPELL...
kleclere
08-11-2003, 10:55 AM
I'll show you a governor not elected again.
Show me a camera not being used and I'll...
IAKaraokeGirl
08-11-2003, 10:56 AM
...show you someone who hasn't hit her next posting milestone. ;)
Show me some clean sheets...
kleclere
08-11-2003, 11:12 AM
And I'll show you someone not having very much fun.
Show me a pool full of fish and I'll....
denny
08-11-2003, 10:12 PM
show you a rod and reel.
Show me a room full of women and I'll
dadaist
08-11-2003, 10:17 PM
show you a sex toy party underway.
Show me a wall lined with books...
dicksbro
08-12-2003, 04:42 AM
and I'll show you a wall with lots of nail holes in it. :)
Show me a grease spot on the carpet ...
Lovediva
08-12-2003, 08:33 AM
And I will show you me, on my hand and knees scrubbing it!
Show me a true romantic...
Rosebud42
08-12-2003, 12:32 PM
and I'll show you someone who's extremely lucky.
Show me someone who's smiling.....
osuche
08-12-2003, 05:57 PM
and I'll show you someone who loves their life.
SHow me someone who likes wearing black...
Rosebud42
08-13-2003, 12:03 PM
and I'll show you someone who's mysterious.
Show me someone who likes to travel.....
darogle
08-13-2003, 12:05 PM
and I'll show you someone with an extensive souvenier collection.
Show me someone with a limp and torn clothes....
osuche
08-13-2003, 01:40 PM
...and I'll show you someone who just spent an evening with Lilith.
Show me someone who loves their job...
IAKaraokeGirl
08-13-2003, 05:30 PM
...and I'll show you a condom tester.
Show me someone who cries in sad movies...
kleclere
08-13-2003, 06:57 PM
And I'll show you a happy kleenx salesman.
Show me a small car full of people and I'll...
osuche
08-13-2003, 06:58 PM
...show you a group going to the drive in movies.
Show me a family with 10 kids...
kleclere
08-13-2003, 08:17 PM
And I'll show you a good farm family.
Show me a lady with a big smile on her face and I'll...
Puddykate
08-14-2003, 06:16 AM
and i'll show you a lady that just won lotto!
Show me someone with a tear in their eye,
Lilith
08-14-2003, 01:30 PM
And I'll show you someone who fucked with me :D:D:p
Show me someone who has a stiffy
kleclere
08-14-2003, 06:18 PM
And I'll show you someone who doesn't know a pixie lady.
Show me a lady without panties and I'll ....
dicksbro
08-15-2003, 04:13 AM
... show you a lady who doesn't procrastinate.
Show me dimmed lighting in the bed room and I'll ...
denny
08-15-2003, 12:25 PM
turn the lights up. (lights, camera ,action!)
Show me an oiled sheet of plastic and I'll
osuche
08-15-2003, 09:36 PM
show you an evening of fun at the dom club.
Show me a house full of kegs...
Mercury_Maniac
08-15-2003, 11:42 PM
and i'll show you a house full of maniacs
Show me a Tropical Fruit...
osuche
08-15-2003, 11:47 PM
and I'll show you how to suck pussy.
Show me a man who is lonely...
Mercury_Maniac
08-16-2003, 12:03 AM
and I'll show you a depressed alcoholic
Show me a Mixed Drink...
Steph
08-16-2003, 01:50 AM
. . . and I'll show you a good time!
Show me a sexy bikini . . .
osuche
08-27-2003, 10:49 PM
...And I'll show you that Kate Moss still doesn't look good in it.
Show me a man at the mall...
kleclere
08-28-2003, 08:41 AM
And I'll show you someone waiting for his wife to finish shopping.
Show me a set of keys and I'll.....
IAKaraokeGirl
08-28-2003, 08:43 AM
...show you me, running around trying to remember where I put them last. :D
Show me someone singing karaoke...
osuche
08-29-2003, 11:00 PM
...and I'll show you a beautiful woman living in IA who is good at it.
Show me a woman who loves sex...
cowgirltease
08-29-2003, 11:03 PM
And I'll show you the time of your life..........;)
Show me someone who is romantic...........
osuche
08-29-2003, 11:06 PM
...and I'll show you the time of your life.
Show me a man who has priorities...
denny
09-03-2003, 10:56 PM
....and I'll show you a man who knows where and when to present himself.
Show me a woman with honesty about her desires and....
IAKaraokeGirl
09-10-2003, 03:14 PM
...I'll show you an animal in bed.
Show me an empty house....
denny
09-10-2003, 07:59 PM
and I'll show you an active family.
Show me a clean house......
osuche
09-10-2003, 11:14 PM
...and I'll have the key ((obsessive compulsive neat freak here))
Show me a woman blushing...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-11-2003, 03:23 PM
...and I'll show you IAKG, embarassed by a compliment. :)
Show me organized files...
WildIrish
09-11-2003, 03:32 PM
and I'll show you an obsessive compulsive manicurist.
Show me a guy in a coconut bra...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-11-2003, 03:38 PM
...and I'll show you someone at an all-inclusive resort, enjoying the free drinks.
Show me someone who wears white after Labor Day...
Sugarsprinkles
09-11-2003, 04:13 PM
And I show you someone who doesn't care about Emily Post and her ettiquette.
Show me a man who has to choose between a woman and his remote
osuche
09-11-2003, 11:09 PM
...and I'll show you someone who's divorced.
Show me a man who falls asleep in front of his laptop...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-12-2003, 08:18 AM
...and I'll show you a Pixies addict. :)
Show me someone who hangs out in the chat room...
DirtyDeeds
09-12-2003, 09:22 AM
.......And I'll show you someone with a sticky keyboard!
Show me some twin sisters........
osuche
09-12-2003, 10:20 AM
..and I'll show you PF's Doublemint twins.
Show me someone drinking lots of water...
denny
09-12-2003, 10:51 AM
..and I'll show you someone who lives in the desert.
Show me someone who wears a wetsuit........
osuche
09-12-2003, 11:07 AM
...and I'll show you someone who likes watersports.
Show me someone who bakes cookies...
denny
09-12-2003, 09:43 PM
and I'll show you someone who eats warm cookies! (Oatmeak please!)
Show me someone who buys condoms by the gross...........
osuche
09-13-2003, 01:31 AM
...and I'll show you someone I'm intensely jealous of.
Show me someone with a big smile...
denny
09-13-2003, 08:44 PM
and you are in San Diego!!
Show me a powerful woman and...........
Sugarsprinkles
09-14-2003, 11:25 AM
And I'll show you a woman that is usually called a Bitch.
Show me a man who is obsessed with watching sports on TV........
kleclere
09-14-2003, 11:35 AM
And I'll show you a guy slapped upside the head for not pay attention to his lady.
Show me a lady tired from to much sex and I'll .......
Sugarsprinkles
09-14-2003, 11:38 AM
show you a happy, contented, and satisfied woman.
Show me a man sore from too much sex..................
kleclere
09-14-2003, 11:57 AM
And I'll show you two people very content and sleepy.
Show me a person dreaming of future adventures and I'll......
Sugarsprinkles
09-14-2003, 12:05 PM
show you a person full of anticipation.
Show me man who spends his time at Pixies playing games............
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 08:40 AM
...and I'll show you a man not with the woman he loves.
Show me a man who tells his deepest thoughts...
Steph
09-15-2003, 09:05 AM
and I'll show you a man who knows how to communicate!
Show me an affectionate man . . .
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 09:06 AM
...and I'll show you someone you have wrapped around your little finger.
Show me someone who makes a lifelong commitment...
osuche
09-15-2003, 09:07 AM
...and I'll send you lots of money!
:p
Show me a woman who gets hot and sweaty...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 09:09 AM
...and I'll show you my curly hair after a night of wild sex. :D :p :D
Show me someone who will give you their heart...
osuche
09-15-2003, 11:09 AM
...and I'll show you one lucky lady.
:D
Show me someone who has chocolate on their lips...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 11:21 AM
...and I'll show you someone who just ate a sundae--off of his/her lover.
Show me someone to tells the truth about his/her feelings...
musicman
09-15-2003, 04:26 PM
and I'll show you someone who's been shit on.....
show me someone who has run a marathon
osuche
09-15-2003, 04:33 PM
...and I'll show you someone who us very determined.
Show me someone who has just left her heart at the airport...
WildIrish
09-15-2003, 04:33 PM
and I'll show you someone that ain't walking home.
Show me someone that cries at weddings...
osuche
09-15-2003, 04:35 PM
...and I'll show you someone that let the "good one" get away.
Show me someone who likes her meat rare...
musicman
09-15-2003, 04:37 PM
and I'll show you a line-up of horny guys
show me someone who had a long hard day
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 05:19 PM
...and I'll show you someone ready for some "relaxation." :D
Show me someone who craves another...
Sugarsprinkles
09-15-2003, 05:21 PM
And I'll show you someone hungry for love.
Show me a Pixie-ette shopping for new panties............
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 05:31 PM
...and I'll show you someone tempted walking past Victoria's Secret. :D
Show me a Pixie who goes dancing without panties...
Sugarsprinkles
09-15-2003, 05:33 PM
And I'll show you someone hoping to get 'lucky'.
Show me a man whose woman goes dancing without panties........
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 05:44 PM
...and I'll show you a man with a sense of adventure.
Show me a woman sitting between two men...
musicman
09-15-2003, 05:55 PM
and I'll show you 2 guys high-fiving behind her
show me a girl in a wet t shirt contest
kleclere
09-15-2003, 06:10 PM
Ands I'll show you some very happy men.
Show me a lady not afraid to flash you and I'll .....
osuche
09-15-2003, 06:11 PM
...and I'll show you a girl with hard nipples.
Show me a gut who loves to drink beer...
kleclere
09-15-2003, 06:42 PM
And I'll show you a beer expert.
Show me a car load of kids and I'll show you.....
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 06:47 PM
Me, on the weekends, at your house.
Show me a child who falls into a fountain at the mall...
dicksbro
09-15-2003, 06:49 PM
... and you won't have to ask, "Did you wet yourself?" :D
Show me a girl with very low cut pants ...
kleclere
09-15-2003, 08:06 PM
And I'll show you a very nice set of hips.
Show me a woman with a low cut blouse and I'll...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 08:09 PM
...show you me, on dancing night.
Show me a woman with a penchant for Boone's Farm...
denny
09-15-2003, 08:10 PM
show you a pair with high probability of escape.
Show me a woman with a cute butt......
dreamgurl
09-15-2003, 08:12 PM
and i'll show u a happy man behind her
show me a bathtub
denny
09-15-2003, 08:20 PM
..............and we will slip nd slide.
Show me a waterbed and.........
osuche
09-15-2003, 08:22 PM
...I'll show you a lady that would rather use the floor.
(my first was on a waterbed and I have bad associations)
Show me a man who feels relieved...
denny
09-15-2003, 08:26 PM
...and I'll show you a man who has been on the floor with osuche.
Show me a tired osuche and........
osuche
09-15-2003, 08:28 PM
...I'll show you a woman who is still ready for more.
Hi honey!
:p
Show me a Denny who's been gone for a few days and...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-15-2003, 08:33 PM
...I'll show you a denny who found a way to get to Iowa. Or Ohio. Or maybe denny and osuche would meet in the middle, say, like...Iowa. :D
Show me a meeting point and...
osuche
09-15-2003, 08:39 PM
...I'll be there with bells on. And nothing else.
Show me a good hostess like IAKG...
Steph
09-16-2003, 11:08 AM
And I'll show you a karaoke machine, fabulous dinner and drinks :)
Show me some panties . . .
osuche
09-16-2003, 11:35 AM
...and I'll tell oyu about the fun I had TRYING to take pics last night.
Show me a mirror...
WildIrish
09-16-2003, 11:44 AM
and I'll show you something as pretty as you are.
Show me a lady with a box of brownie mix...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-16-2003, 04:26 PM
...and I'll show you me, planning my next weekend get-together.
Show me a lady with clean sheets on her bed...
osuche
09-16-2003, 05:01 PM
...and I'll show you a lady wo hasn't been having sex on the sheets.
Show me a lady that has a sore throat...
denny
09-16-2003, 05:03 PM
......and I'll show an oral performer!
Show me a lady with spread legs and........
osuche
09-16-2003, 05:06 PM
...I'll dive between them.
Show me a man on a mission...
denny
09-16-2003, 05:07 PM
..and I'll show you a man standing on a roof in coastal CA.
Show me a strong willed woman..........
osuche
09-16-2003, 05:10 PM
...and I'll show you the list of women oin Pixies.
Show me a man who has both feet on the ground...
denny
09-16-2003, 05:13 PM
Up Against the Wall? ( Do you like Pink Floyd?)
Show me a woman who has round heels........
osuche
09-16-2003, 05:17 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who doesn't mind being tripped.
:D
((and I LOVE Floyd.))
Show me a man who is an accomplished tripper...
denny
09-16-2003, 05:21 PM
........ and I'll show you a happy man.
Show me a woman who is an accomplished stripper...
osuche
09-16-2003, 05:22 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who has seen it all.
Show me a man who likes to watch the show...
denny
09-16-2003, 05:24 PM
.and I'll show you a man with healthy desires.
Show me a woman who likes to watch the show...
musicman
09-16-2003, 05:40 PM
and I'll show you a guy watching the girl watching the show
show me a guy hitting on a woman
kleclere
09-16-2003, 08:16 PM
And I'll show you someone who wants something naughty.
Show me a woman who wants you to have her panties and I'll...
musicman
09-16-2003, 08:17 PM
show you a guy asking for the matching bra
show me a guy in perverts row.....
kleclere
09-16-2003, 08:24 PM
And I'll show you his nick on Pixies.
Show me a person who pleasures themselves and I'll show you....
musicman
09-16-2003, 08:25 PM
ME!
show me a person who likes to pleasure others....
Rosebud42
09-16-2003, 08:39 PM
and I'll show you someone who frequents pixies alot.
Show me a person who enjoys flashing others and I'll show you....
musicman
09-16-2003, 08:40 PM
a guy in a trenchcoat
show me a person who loves movies
osuche
09-17-2003, 12:09 AM
...and I'll show you someone with too much free time.
Show me a lady who wants to be a tramp...
PantyFanatic
09-17-2003, 12:23 AM
.... and I'll show you a guy that wants to be trampped on.
Show me a guy that would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing and.......
osuche
09-17-2003, 12:24 AM
...I'll show you a man who is both tone deaf and has no sense of smell.
Show me a woman who likes him anyway...
Sugarsprinkles
09-17-2003, 12:32 AM
and I'll show you Helen Keller.
Show me a man who goes out wearing only a thong and black socks.............................
rockintime
09-17-2003, 12:37 AM
and I'll show you an ex-President.
Show me a woman who pumps iron.....
kleclere
09-17-2003, 05:04 PM
And I'll show you someone who can kick most men's ass.
Show me a woman willing to do anything and I'll...
Sugarsprinkles
09-17-2003, 05:06 PM
and I'll show you a woman who hasn't had *any* in way too long.
Show me a man with a chocolate pudding fetish........................
osuche
09-17-2003, 06:26 PM
...and I'll show you the woman chasing him.
Show me a man covered in chocolate pudding...
musicman
09-17-2003, 06:29 PM
and I'll show you a woman who will lick it off
show me a man who adds whipped cream....
osuche
09-17-2003, 07:03 PM
...and I'll show you a glutton for punishment
Show me a woman waiting...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 07:47 PM
and I'll show you a man in a hurry.
Show me a sensitive man.
IAKaraokeGirl
09-17-2003, 07:48 PM
....and I'll show you a man with a low pain threshhold.
Show me a woman in a black miniskirt...
osuche
09-17-2003, 07:48 PM
...and I'll show you a nice guy with a big heart
((hi sweetie!))
Show me a woman who appreciates him...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-17-2003, 07:50 PM
...and I'll show you a woman still head over heels in love.
Show me a man who can use his imagination...
osuche
09-17-2003, 07:51 PM
...and I'll show you a man in much demand.
Show me a woman with a lot on her mind...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-17-2003, 07:52 PM
...and I'll show you a woman, missing the comforting arms of a special person.
Show me someone who likes bubble baths...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 07:52 PM
and I'll show you a woman in for a great time.
Show me a woman who loves music. ;-)
osuche
09-17-2003, 07:53 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who just found something else to do other than pack.
((and, BigBear57, I'll show you a man who likes to listen to her!)
Show me a woman who lives on the edge...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-17-2003, 07:54 PM
and I'll show you someone vulnerable.
Show me a woman who needs more than she has...
osuche
09-17-2003, 07:55 PM
((giggling again))
...and I'll show you a woman who sends conflicting messages.
Show me a man who likes black miniskirts...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 07:57 PM
and I'll just show up.
Show me a laughing bear who can't type fast enough. LMAO
osuche
09-17-2003, 07:57 PM
...and I'll show you a man who is careful with his words.
Show me a man who uses his fingers more productively elsewhere...
denny
09-17-2003, 07:59 PM
.........and I'll show you an excellent lover.
Show me a woman with heart......
IAKaraokeGirl
09-17-2003, 07:59 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who wears it on her sleeve.
Show me a man not afraid of sharing his feelings...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:03 PM
and I'll show you a man vulnerable to the world.
Show me a woman who can listen.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:03 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who often gets her ear talked off.
Show me a woman on the prowl...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-17-2003, 08:05 PM
...and I'll show you a woman rarely satisfied.
Show me someone needing affection...
denny
09-17-2003, 08:05 PM
.and I'll show you an aggressive woman. lol
Show me a woman pretty enough to model and......
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:05 PM
and I'll show you a man waiting to be caught.
Show me a shoulder to lean on.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:05 PM
...all show you a woman who spends too many nights alone.
Show me a man who likes to travel...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:10 PM
and I'll show you a man in search of someone.
Show me a woman with bedroom eyes.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:10 PM
...and I'll show you a man who likes to peek in her bedroom.
Show me a man with long hair...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:12 PM
and I'll show you a man who needs a good detangler. :p
Show me a woman who has it all.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:13 PM
...and I'll show you a man who's tired of her.
Show me a woman who *appears* to have it all...
kleclere
09-17-2003, 08:15 PM
And I'll show you a line of men looking to gain her favor.
Show me a woman who can't say no and I'll show you.....
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:16 PM
and I'll show you a line of men asking questions.
Show me a woman who silence a room with her presence.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:16 PM
...me. :D (jk)
...a woman who is overcommitted
Show me a man who takes his damn time typing...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:20 PM
(wasn't that the guy with long hair?)
And I'll show you a man thinking too much.
Show me a man who dreams way over his head.
IAKaraokeGirl
09-17-2003, 08:20 PM
...and I'll show you a man with goals.
Show me a woman who takes her time shopping...
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:21 PM
...and I'll show oyu a man who often achieves the impossible.
Show me a woman who likes to give encouragement...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:25 PM
and I'll show you a man who excels from her encouragement.
Show me a man who leads with his heart.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:26 PM
...and I'll show you a man worthy of respect.
Show me a woman who leads with her head...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:28 PM
and I'll show you a woman who knows where she's going.
Show me a man who's young at heart.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:30 PM
...and I'll show you a man with a long life ahead of him.
Show me a man who likes to watch the sunset...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:32 PM
and I'll show you a man who needs a good woman to cuddle while watching.
Show me a woman who is brilliant.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:34 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who would rather cuddle than be brilliant.
Show me a man who likes to lift weights...
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:37 PM
and I'll show you a guy who is out to stay young.
Show me a woman who loves to cuddle.
musicman
09-17-2003, 08:37 PM
and I'll show you someone who likes his muscles
show me a woman checking out a guy at the gym
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:38 PM
...and I'll show you a woman hopping on aplane to Georgia.
Show me a man who wants to relive his youth...
musicman
09-17-2003, 08:39 PM
and I'll show you a guy who should be happy where he is
show me a woman who likes older guys
BigBear57
09-17-2003, 08:40 PM
and I'll show you a dreamer in search of a dream.
Show me a man with a dream in his arms.
osuche
09-17-2003, 08:42 PM
...and I'll show you a man living the dream.
Show me a man who will still love me tomorrow...
musicman
09-17-2003, 08:44 PM
and i'll show you a very lucky guy
show me a woman kicking back while her guy cleans the house
IAKaraokeGirl
09-18-2003, 08:16 AM
...and I'll show you a woman with a broken leg.
:D
Show me a man who offers his woman the world...
Sugarsprinkles
09-18-2003, 12:35 PM
And I'll show you a dreamer.
Show me a woman who expects the world if it's promised.......
IAKaraokeGirl
09-18-2003, 01:58 PM
...and I'll show you a woman with an alternate sense of reality.
Show me a man with the best of intentions...
musicman
09-18-2003, 06:19 PM
and I'll show a plan that collapses in his face
show me a person craving popcorn
BigBear57
09-18-2003, 06:41 PM
And I'll show you a movieholic.
Show me a woman crying in a movie.
musicman
09-18-2003, 06:42 PM
and I'll show you box of tissues close by
show me a guy crying at a movie
kleclere
09-18-2003, 06:53 PM
And I'll show you someone getting teased by other guys.
Show me a woman missing someone and I'll show you.....
musicman
09-18-2003, 06:54 PM
a piece of paper with my phone # on it
show me a naked woman walking down the street
Sugarsprinkles
09-18-2003, 07:01 PM
and I'll show you every construction worker within a mile.
Show me a woman who does her housework in the nude...........
musicman
09-18-2003, 07:07 PM
and I'll show you a male neighbour with a telescope
show me a guy who masturbates in front of the window
kleclere
09-18-2003, 07:19 PM
And I'll show you someone with no modesty.
Show me a woman who has time on her hands and I'll show you....
musicman
09-18-2003, 07:21 PM
a very happy woman
show me a guy who ditched off of work
Sugarsprinkles
09-19-2003, 06:55 PM
And I'll show you a man looking for some Afternoon Delight.
Show me a woman anticipating some Afternoon Delight...............
musicman
09-19-2003, 09:27 PM
and I'll show you a guy who'd like to provide it....
show me a couple in the afterglow of an afternoon delight
Sugarsprinkles
09-19-2003, 11:41 PM
And I'll show you two bodies glistening with persperation.
musicman
09-20-2003, 06:27 AM
where's your SHOW ME SS?
Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2003, 08:11 AM
Show me someone who forgets to complete their smut games post..................
(SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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